White and Static one shots ( THERE IS 18+ CONTENT )

COD!AU ( Totally not based off Soapghost 18+ )

Static was sitting down at a desk, and old wooden desk, one that looked like it was about to snap at any point. He seemed agitated, but honestly he always was, he always had that stern look to his face. But tonight, he seemed more agitated then usual.

It was a blizzard outside, heavy one too. Static hated being indoors, sitting still. It was one of the things he hated most, more than spiders or snakes.

Didn't help that he was a little,, tense.

Static and White were stationed out in the woods, but had to find quick shelter because of the storm, so it was him alone,, with someone he was fond of. Which made this little predicament more trouble some. Static groaned annoyed, his tone low and cold.

" You alright, L.T.? " White asked, looking over, with the same old grin he always had. White was always one to crack jokes and was just a ray of sunshine. Even though, not the most family friendly. Though, easy to get along with, Static was able to make friends with him some how. Which was surprising.

" Fine. " Static said coldly, not much of a reaction other than a low growl under his breath.

" Jeez, got a dick up your ass or something? " White laughed, more smug than he was before.

" Sergeant. "

" Right right, forgot you don't like those kinds of jokes. " White snicked as he sat down by a little fire place in the small building they were in. Honestly it was suffocating to Static. Only three rooms, one being main room, other bathroom and one being a small storage room. It was cramped and way too small.
If they were to get attacked, it would be easy for the enemies to win, not much room to hide. Thankfully, the storm is too harsh for anyone to even go out patrolling.

Static would stand up looking though his back, moving past the weapons and extra ammo he had. He was just trying to find something to distract himself, but of course nothing. His pants got tighter and more uncomfortable and he tried to adjust himself. " Argh—- I hate fucking sitting here and doing nothing. "

" I know, but we gotta wait for this blizzard to clear. " White said, looking over to the tall man.

Static groaned, pacing around the room before sitting down on the cold concrete floor in the corner, shifting uncomfortably. Everything was way too tight, way too tense. He could feel his pants scratching a long his legs and it annoyed the shit out of him.

" You sure you're okay, Static? "

" Yes I'm fine. " Static snapped back, looking away from White. He was embarrassed, tense and pissed off. So much things are against him.

" You need anything? "

" I said I'm FINE, Sergeant. "

White looked at Static confused but slowly realized,, the shift, adjusting..
" Ohhhh. You know you can just deal with it, I won't care. "

" I'm not gonna wank off while you're literally close, hearing everything. "

" Like I said, I won't care. "

Static went silent, his face heating up from embarrassment thankfully he always wore a white cat mask, so White couldn't see his face go red. Static groaned in annoyance.

" I could help if you need— "

" White. "

" I'm pretty good with my hands- "

" White.. "

" Been do— "

" Atticus! I said I'm fine. " Static snapped, shifting more into the corner.