---KYLE'S POV---
I was walking around town with my friends cause Stan's mom went to go get coffee or something and we got a ride up with her. We were kind of just aimlessly walking about, kicking rocks and such, when Cartman suddenly stopped in the middle of the path and pointed at something in the distance.
"Cartman i swear to god if this is another hitler joke i will smack you so hard you'll have to shit your teeth out"
"No no, look- hey what the hell man" he turned to look at me and i just shrugged at him
"What are we looking at?" Stan asked, which kenny backed up with a "mph"
"The snow over there is all red..." cartman said slowly
"So?" I asked "is that meant to mean something" i put my hands in my pockets as i stared at the red pile of snow
"Dude?" Cartman looked at me and i raised my eyebrow "like blood?"
"Oh shit yeah you'e right" i realised "what do you think happened" i asked as we started to head over for a closer look
We noticed some smears of blood on the lamppost near the blood too and little specks creating a trail in the powder white snow.
"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking" cartman had a mischievous smirk as he looked at us all one my one
"Go home and respect people's privacy?" I bit back at the nosy little chubby boy
"No dude! We should totally like follow it! We have nothing better to do"
"Video games sounds fun to me" i shrugged and went to walk away
"Wait Kyle-" Stan called after me, stopping me but i didn't turn around
"What if someone's hurt..." he started "i never thought i'd say this but maybe we should listen to Cartman" i sighed once Stan had finished talking
"Fine." I said and Cartman started to jump and skip following the disgusting trail of blood "don't blame me when you get tetanus or whatever" i mumbled under my breath
We followed little red spots for maybe 10 minutes before i felt like i knew where we are.
"Hey guys..." i started to say as i stopped walking
"What now Kahl"
"Dude do you not recognise where we are?" I gestured around with my arm
"Oh shit Kyle don't you like live here" stan realised
"Yeah man... i would have noticed the blood this morning when i left this has to be fresh"
"Dope. Maybe we can find a zombie" cartman chuckled childishly
The blood spots went a bit further until we eventually reached a large dark red house that seemed to have a big bloody hand print on the front door. Before we could stop him cartman was already at the door knocking.
A sweet looking woman answered, a little younger looking than my mum but looked equally as tired.
"Hello ma'am, so sorry to interrupt your wonderful sunday afternoon" cartman started in the nicest most polite voice he could muster "but we noticed a trail of blood in the snow leading to your house and we were just concerned in case anyone was hurt" he explained
"Aww how sweet." The woman put her hand on her chest where her heart is "thank you for your concern boys, my daughter just had a nasty bump and got a bit of a nose bleed"
"Oh ok miss"
She closed the door and we walked away
"Dude since when did she live next to you" kenny asked slightly muffled "she's a total MILF"
"Yeah i can't believe you never told us you had such a hot neighbour" cartman chimed in
"Yeah me either" i said with my eyebrows furrowed "they must have just moved"
"Dope. I wonder how old her daughter is.... maybe she's our age" kenny pondered, obviously thinking of ways to chat her up already
"Slow your roll bucko, she might be a child" i laughed at him
"Yeah probably by the sounds of it, what 16 year old runs face first into a light post" stan added
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FanfictionY/n just moved to a new town thanks to her parents getting remarried. At the ripe old age of 16 she is forced into a new environment and expected to adapt. Truth be told, her survival skills aren't all that good so she tends to keep to herself. Unt...
