The Creepypasta's Do Stuff

A Play

Glitchy has decided to do a play, she has no idea why, but she has done it...

Glitchy: JACK!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU LET ME PUT MAKEUP ON YOU MASK!!! *puts a bit more white on* There I think that's good...

E.J: *looks at mask* I thought it would be neater...

Glitchy: SILLY! Its supposed to be messy!

L.J: *walks in* So why cant the clown be the clown?

Glitchy: Cuz, you wont put on any color but black and white...

L.J: You wont either!

Glitchy: Then why am I wearing red glasses?

L.J: I don't know?

Glitchy: Gawd, your so fucking stupid!

E.J: *puts on mask* Is this good Glitchy?

Glitchy: Wait, I gotta do your hair! Its supposed to be everywhere, I think... I gotta go check my computer, be back in a sec! *runs out*

Morgan: So, what are we doing again?

E.J: I think its a song, I don't know why Glitchy made us do it but, she did...

Morgan: Do you know what song it is?

Bella: *walks in* Meow, meow meow meow. (Miracles a parody of Gentlemen)

E.J: I think she said Miracles a parody of Gentlemen. I am not as good at speaking cat as Glitchy.

Glitchy: Yeah, Jack I gotta mess up your hair big time! Oh! HI BELLA!!! *bends down and pets the grey cat then gets up* Oh and Jack, I gotta dye my hair black... I can dye it back when I get bored.

E.J: Well you going to mess up my hair?

Glitchy: I thought you would refuse, well, um, lets see how I can make a mess of your hair, maybe Sally could help...

E.J: NO! Not that little brat!

Sally: *walks into the room* JACK!!! I AM TELLING SLENDY!!! I WONT IF YOU LET ME MAKE A MESS OF YOUR HAIR!!!

E.J: Fine...

Sally and Glitchy: *messes around with E.J's hair till its everywhere*

Glitchy: It looks good, it's everywhere... Well I am going to go dye my hair. *walks out*

Guy from SpongeBob: Few hours later...

Glitchy: I think that's it, I got the shirt, glasses, hair, pants, and shoes... but I know I am missing something...

Sally: *runs in with all the horns* GLITCHY, JACK, MORGAN, OTHER JACK, JEFF!!! YOU NEED THESE!!!

Everyone Sally mentioned: *takes their horns and puts them on*

Glitchy: K, so I have my horns, which I am Terezi.

Morgan: Got mine! Which are Vriska's. Hey, Glitchy, why didn't you want to be Vriska?

Glitchy: You and Jeff get to say 1 line... Also I am Jack's (E.J) girlfriend and I am kinda saying the gross lovey dovey stuff to him.

Jeff: Got mine, I am Karkat?

E.J: Got mine, Gamzee.

L.J: Got mine I am the most embarrassing, Equius...

Glitchy: Hey, L.J how did I get you to wear such non- black and white stuff?

L.J: ?

Slenderman: Glitchy? What is the point? Tavros?

Glitchy: Anyway! Lets get this show on the road!!! *pushes everyone on stage (A.K.A floor) and turns on the instrumental of Gentlemen then walks out*

E.J: I don't wanna know why Faygo gets so hissy,

I don't wanna know why Karkat gets so pissy,

I don't wanna know how-

Jeff: HOW YOUR SUCH A IGNORENT SHITSPONGE?!

E.J: I don't wanna know how motherfuckin' magnets work!

So slam a FAYGO!

These beats gonna make you wanna wiggle.

Slam FAYGO!

Bake some pies and watch those bitches jiggle.

Damn Tav your so fuckin' sexy.

Sally: *looks like shes about to barf*

Slenderman: uhhh....

E.J: Honk, honk, honk, honk ho~nk (I don't feel like typing it all so x4)

Motherfuckin' Miracles

Honk, honk (x3)

Motherfuckin' Miracles

Honk, honk (x3)

I don't wanna know how this wicked sweet elixir flows

I don't wanna know, where did my fuckin' sea goat lusus go?

I don't wanna know how little wrigglers are born

I don't wanna know where I get my horns

Glitchy: Your words smell DE-LICOUS

Like a bottle of that grape flavored Faygo, DE-LICOUS

It's smelling, smelling good!

And tastes DELICOUS!

E.J: I don't know what motherfuckin' color's what

Glitchy: DELICOUS, Damn Gamz

Morgan: Terezi, shut the fuck up

E.J: Gonna make you sweat,

L.J: That makes me wet,

I need a towel... HIGHBLOOD!!!

(x2)

E.J: Hooooonk... motherfuckin' miracles

Glitchy: *drags everyone off stage (A.K.A floor)* GUYS THAT WAS PAWSOME!!!

E.J: *pretending to be a professional* Thank you, thank you.

Glitchy: *Starts dying of laughter* Good one Jack! Or should I say Gamz?

Morgan: Glitchy! Or maybe your Terezi!

Glitchy: Are you Vriska?

L.J: *looks at clothes* Glitchy, get me the fuck out of this!

Glitchy: What you don't like what I sewed? Just be glad I am not really blind!

Jeff: I can make that happen...

Glitchy: *says mockingly* Karkat...

Jeff: Don't fall asleep tonight Terezi!

Glitchy: In your dreams! Oh wait, you cant dream if you cant sleep! Oh hey, gotta go talk to Sally she has been trying to get my attention, but I can hardly see with these glasses on...

E.J: Take them off...

Glitchy: Nah, that's to boring... *runs over to Sally*

Slenderman: Glitchy! Stop running!

Glitchy: Nah, that's makes life boring... Hey Sally! So what cha want?

Sally: Bella needs you...

Glitchy: Where is she now...?

Sally: She's going to be dead, she got a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria...

Glitchy: Crap! That cat had to go get the job! I was!

Sally: *double face palm*

Glitchy: *runs out to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria* THAT CAT MIGHT BE IMMORTAL!!! BUT I DONT KNOW!!! *runs into a wall* CRAP!

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The video up above is the song that we did in this chapter...