The Creepypasta's Do Stuff

WEAPONZ!!!

Glitchy: SLENDY!!!

Slenderman: *takes another one of my swords* I said not to call me that!

Glitchy: But... Oh, wait never mind...

Slenderman: I know your up to no good...

Glitchy: *walks out causally* I just need to go do somethin' that's all.

Few minutes later this is the conversation going on in Morgan's room

Glitchy: He doesn't know how many weapons I hide in this house? Does he?

Morgan: I would say, no.

Glitchy: Good... Just what I need...

Morgan: So your backup weapon is at the moment?

Glitchy: Gun.

Morgan: And that's hidden in your room?

Glitchy: *nods head* Evfur since I got the fear that Chuck-e Cheese was going to crawl through my window and eat me, I have had a few extra weapons hidden evfurywhere!

Morgan: Ok?

Glitchy: I know you have NO idea what I am talking bout! *smiles* Oh, hey, gotta go do something...

Morgan: What?

Glitchy: Sorry, but I cant tell... Its my little secret! *pretends to zip lips shut and throw away the key*

Morgan: Well, then, bye. I guess...

Glitchy: *walks out and runs down stairs*

Eyeless Jack: GLITCHY! STOP RUNNING!!!

Glitchy: MAKE ME! *smiles*

E.J: I knew you would say that...

Glitchy: Hey? What time is it? *walks over to E.J*

E.J: Go look at a clock or ask someone with a watch!

Glitchy: I'll just look out the window... *looks out the window* GAHG! BE NIGHT!!!

E.J: ?

Glitchy: Your really furgot! I am part vampire!

E.J: Oh, yeah... And demon...

Glitchy: HOW WOULD I FURGET THAT?!?!?! I AM STUCK WITH 3 SIDES OF ME!!! BASICALLY LIKE LUI AND SULLY! BUT NOT DIFFRERENT NAMES FUR ME!!! AND AT THE MOMENT YOUR GETTING ON MY DEMON SIDE!!! *pulls out a gun* I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS!!!

E.J: Ok, fine... I surrender! *puts hands up*

Glitchy: Thank you.

E.J: You have told me some character's from a fandom called Homestuck, like that one character, Gamzee.

Glitchy: You mean sober Gamzee?

E.J: Yes.

Glitchy: But... Well you do have a point... *puts the gun back in a pocket*

Jeff the Killer: Heard Glitchy has exploded!

Glitchy: He got on my demon side... *my irises turn red and the rest of my eye turns black, and a black streak in my hair appeared* Now you have... *I smile insanely*

Jeff: Oh, god! RUN!!! *starts running*

Glitchy *grabs Jeff's hood* Wow, are you simple! *the triangles below my eyes appear*

Jeff: SLENDERMAN!!!

Slenderman: *appears and locks me in my room*

Glitchy: God damn! SLENDERMAN!!! *pounds on door* SLENDERMAN!!!

Slenderman: *ignores me*

Glitchy: Fuck, shit! I don't need to let my vampire side get the better of me! Fuck, fuck, fuck!

E.J: *remembers* Oh, fuck! Glitchy! This is going to be a hard night if she's locked in her room all night! SLENDERMAN!!!

Slenderman: *appears* What do you want, child?

E.J: Don't call me that! And, I NEED, WE NEED, Glitchy out of her room tonight! Her being a vampire! She does need a bit of blood, if we don't let her out tonight, it could turn out, Glitchy killing us all!

Morgan: *walks over* Jack, that is very true!

Glitchy: *looks out window which is locked insanely and I cant break it with anything in my room* Its night! Crap! SLENDERMAN!!! SLENDERMAN LET ME OUT!!! IF YOU DONT IT WONT BE VERY PRETTY!!! SL-

Slenderman: *opens door*

Glitchy: FREEDOM!!! *runs outside* I CAN MURDER AGAIN!!! *smiles* Well, letz go. Oh, HEY MORGAN?! WANNA KILL WITH ME TONIGHT?!?!?!

Morgan: Of course!

Glitchy: Lets go!!!

Bella: *runs out and follows me and Morgan*