HI ITS ME!!!!
HADES
AND IM HERE TO TELL YOU HOW TO GET
HOES
BITCHES
AND
PENTHOUSES
step 1. Grow a dick, grow a dick the size of Barry the bee god bensons
Step 2. Get gorls.
Well how do I do this hades? I hear you say
Good thing you asked
1. Pretend to be a doctor and adopt 3 children
Margo
Agnes
Edith
(Also don't forget to live in a mansion with a million yellow gnomes who are obsessed with bananas and go purple sometimes)
2. Get a GORL FWIEND called Lucy who's a spy and is really tall and has a really long nose like you
3. Marry her
ANYWAYS
step 3. HAVE SMEGGSY TIME WITH HER AND CALL HER YOUR HOE AND SHIT.
Oh yeah step 4. Well I mean you already live in a huge ass house, or did you move, I forgot what happens in despicable me 4
Then
Buy a penthouse and make your gnomes love in it (don't forget to cover the walls with bananas)
Anyways that's your step to step guide on how to get hoes, bitches and penthouses
Hades out
YOU ARE READING
EmO pEpPa 💅😑
Randomthis is for fun cus I was bored Just yeha This is not serious at all if it's anything it's bullshit
