Harrowing Tales of Captain Crunch [Captain x Reader] [ONESHOT]

𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝒞𝓇𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽ℯℴ𝓃𝒾𝓃ℊ

A vast ocean of milk, and over on the seaside lay a ship...

At the front of the ship, I can see the Captain himself...

He gazes into the open milk sea where his hard as his apple-jacked abs glisten in the sun...

He slowly walks down from the hull and stares you down intently, "Aye ye matey...." as he struts towards you.

"C-C-C-a-a-ptain!" I stuttered to him, blinking my baby blue orbs staring up at him. It was hard to take my job so seriously when I was distracted by his rock hard abs, his luscious forest that swayed with the air, his rugged white beard that could make the snow jealous, and his teal eyes shining so beautifully. "I-I-I-I-i was just-" I started but he quickly cut me off.

"Shhhh..." he said putting his finger to my lips quickly shushing me. Is it just me or is it getting a bit cinnamon toasty out here? He proceeded to pull out a handful of Captain Crunch cereal from his breast pocket and shoved it into my mouth, he got the 2% sea milk from the waves and slurped it into his gob and we proceeded to make out passionately.

The swirling of the seas didn't drown out the cinnamon swirls of our tongues intertwining, making a complete and balanced breakfast in our mouths, we parted as I stared at him and grabbed him by the collar and spoke: "A-a-a-aa-a-a-y Ay C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-capt'n".

For a second I thought I saw his breath hitch, but that's impossible! The Captain is a man who keeps a cool yet calm composure... 

My eyes began to swell up in tears at the mere thought of he and I being together only to realize that it could never be possible... He's my Captain and I.... his first mate.. Nothing more.. nothing less...

I swiftly let got of his collar, quickly wiped my tears for my sky-like orbs, and quickly flew to the bottom deck to help with the crew.

Soon enough, bandits started attacking our ship! It was no one other than the ship R-Krispies cereal crew, and their leaders Snap, Crackle and Pop! With no other choice than the spicy depths of the Cinnamon Sea, we start defending our ship. 

"LOAD THE CANNONS WITH HASTE! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YE SLACKING!" Captain Crunch yells with such vigor that we scatter across the ship like mice.

During all of this, I can't help but think how this guy knows how to frost my flakes just right with a single sentence. What a man!
 

All of a sudden, the Krispies start hopping aboard our ship!

In the struggle the hull of our merry ship is struck by a Frosty Flake Glacier, and begins to sink, one by one, vessel by vessel the ship fills with milk and begins sinkin' into the creamy milk below. 

"Captain!" I yell at the top of my lungs in the chaos, wanting for one more chance to stake my treasure, my...."booty".

He quickly spun his head around and searched around before seeing me amidst the sea of chaos. The Captain quickly sprung into action, wielding his swords and sliced through many of his opposing foes. The fight between us and the Krispies seemed to feel like it went on for hours, but finally he reached me. I blinked my blue orbs, tears filling them and spoke.

"Y-y-o-ou really came for me?" I blurted out in shock looking around to still see the fighting around us, but.... it felt like it was just me and the Captain... no one to bother us at all.....

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author's not e : thanks 4 readign my 1st oneshot!!!! i would really appreaceate if youd like commenrt nd follow me 4 more!! x3c