(WARNING SMUT AND SADNESS AND TORTURE)
-Few hours later in the dead of night with stars shining and leading those on adventures home, meanwhile in the teapot.-
Alcyone: She wakes up yawning, "Geez I'm sore.."
Diluc: "Why is there Fatui scum in the teapot.." He says looking pissed.
Baizhu: He was up brushing Qiqi's hair.
Shivani: She heard it coming from outside the door and went to change before coming out. This outfit should distract him just enough she thought as she put on a black and green long sleeved kimono crop top and shorts along with thigh highs before stepping out. "Dear calm down for me will you please~" She says as she comes up behind him pressing her chest on his back.
GhtChilde: "I was invited by the lovely lady." He says as he slightly looks scared by Shivani's presence.
Qiqi: "Hi momma, why is papa covered in scars?"
Baizhu: He chokes on his spit.
Alcyone: "Well this is certainly an eventful morning," She says walking downstairs.
Dilluc: He holds Shivani close, "Fine but if he hurts you I'm killing him.."
Shivani: She scratches under his chin and sways her tail as she glares at him. "Oh don't worry I think he knows what will happen if he tries and qiqi papa simply had a little fight with a cat." She says as she smiles innocently. "Guess I should call the others in here." She whistles calling them like dogs. "Line it up!"
Childe: He rubs the back of their neck nervously. "Your sister is terrifying." He whispers.
Qiqi: "Oki mama." She says as she plays with Baizhu.
Alcyone: "No she isn't, she is adorable!" She says smiling happily.
The boys came downstairs.
Shivani: "Either take back you calling me adorable or I throw your ass out the window and beat you into the dirt so far you'll taste your spine! As for the rest of you, keep your horny thoughts and tongues in your head for the moment as I explain something to you. Got it?" She says as faces them.
Alcyone: "Fine I take it back," She says rolling her eyes.
The boys were silent.
Shivani: Vines smack the back of her head. "Mhm anyways fuckers i'm pregnant but I need to travel to snezhaya in a few weeks or so and my sister will be coming with me, I will probably stay till we both end up giving birth." "Any questions?"
Qiqi: "Uh, how did momma get pregnant?"
Zhongli: "When two parents love each other very much they have a baby," he says trying to explain it innocently.
Gorou: "When you give birth I have one request: pause your missions till you can patravel safely again.." He says.
Alcyone: She was just rocking back and forth.
Shivani: "Uh that question is above my pay grade and zhongli don't she might not remember and she needs to stay innocent for a while. Also that's the plan for my sister mostly since she is in the front lines. I can hang back with ease without getting too hurt but I will be in Liyue for a while so by the time we go it should be fine."
Qiqi: "Rawr." She says as she plays with Baizhu's snake. "Papa can't walk." She says giggling.
Baizhu: "Heh yea papa is sore do you wanna take the day off and just have fun?" He asks, smiling.
Alcyone: She looks up at Childe, "Can you take us to Snezhaya like, smuggle us in?" She asks.
Childe: "I can try but you may want to change both of you. One you dear stick out like a sore thumb and Shivani well some people may try to kidnap you."
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Teyvat Wonders
FantasyTwo friends are trapped in Teyvat so they begin a new life there.