Stan Pov:
It's now the next day, I woke up feeling tired a bit since my roommate/best friend won't stop waking me up in the middle of the night.
I stood up and yawned, I went to the kitchen where Kyle was cooking us breakfast.
Stan:*yawns* m-morning Kyle.
Kyle:morning Stan! So what are you doing today?
Stan: Well, I got an email last night about the murder behind the Southpark church yesterday.
Kyle: you're gonna investigate it? Well good luck with that, what kind of creature or person was that? It looks like the person took a huge bite of the victim.
Stan:ill tell you when I come back.
Kyle: here's your breakfast.
Kyle placed eggs and sausages on my plate and came and sat down with me.
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I arrived at the church, I was greeted by father maxi.
Father Maxi:thank you for coming, Mr Stan.
Stan:it's my job, can you bring all of the members in this church I may need to talk with them.
Father Maxi:of course, I'll call them right now.
Craig Pov:
All of the members were been called, and we all went to the middle of the church.
There was an investigation happening, Stan Marsh, an investigator came to the church this morning.
The investigator told us to take a sit and discussed the murder behind the church.
I knew it was tweek, yet I don't want to tell anyone about it.
Stan:where were you that afternoon?
Sister 1:I was with sister 2-6.
Sister 6:yes we were, me and all of the sisters were together, we are all innocent.
Father maxi:I was with pastor Craig, and we were giving a speech that afternoon.
Craig:yes that is true, I was with father maxi the whole time until the end of the speech.
Stan:and where did you go?
Stan:am talking to you, pastor craig.
Craig:o-oh..I was finding my friend outside...
Stan:and who is your friend?
Craig:his name is tweek, his my friend and roommate.
Stan:mhm..okay.
The investigator left and said that he's gonna investigate the crime seen behind the church, i sighed in relief. I gotta hide tweek.
Wait..where is tweek?
Philip Pov:
It was a nice morning in South park, Damien stayed at my house for the night.
Philip:hey Damien!
Damien:*groans*what?
Philip:would you like to go to church with me-
Damien:say that again and your gonna end up like your parents.
Philip:o-oh jeez..my apology,Damien.
Damien:do you perhaps know someone by the name, Craig tucker.
Philip:yes I do! He's the pastor at South park church.
Damien:shit.. take me to that church.
Philip:oh.. I thought you don't want to go there? And the church is probably investigating the murder rn.
Philip:and also your a demon, they might suspect you.
Damien:shut up, am the devil's son.
Damien:I can kill them and get away with it.
Philip:I recommend may you not.
Tweek Pov:
I was outside the church looking apond the pond with ducks and ducklings in it, well that's what they are called..I think? Craig told me that.
It's adorable!
?:hello, can I ask you some questions?
I looked up to see a man wearing a..oh shit it's a detective!
Tweek:u-uhm..okay?
Stan:my name is Stan,what's your?
Tweek:i-its..tweek.
Stan:oh! Your the pastor's friend.
Tweek:oh, Craig tucker? Yes, his my friend.
Stan:okay, I have some questions of the murder behind the church.
OH SHIT-, I stood there in silent not knowing what to do..until.
Craig:TWEEK!
Craig came running to me
Craig:didn't I told you to stay with me!
Tweek:s-sorry,Craig. I wanted to see..uhm...what are they called again?
Stan:ducks, there called ducks.
Tweek:y-yeah! Ducks and there..duck-lings?
Craig:don't wander off again,okay?
Tweek:finee! But you don't let me go anywhere!
Stan:anyways back to the question, tweek do you know anything about the murder behind the church?
Tweek:n-no sir..I was with Craig the whole time!
Stan:well that's not he said.
I gave Craig the side eye,he looked away nervously.
Tweek:oh! I was probably at my job when that happened, when was the murder taken place?
Stan:afternoon.
Tweek:afternoon is where my job starts at..
Stan:what's your job?
Tweek:str-stripper..
Stan:how old are you-
Craig grabbed and dragged me away before the investigator can ask.
Craig:your an imp!*whispears loudly* I thought you guys are good at lying*whispears*
Tweek:Well Satan picked me for my looks not how good am at lying!*whispears back*
Kyle Pov:
I was chilling on the couch since I had nothing to do and my best friend isn't home because of his job.
*ring ring*
My phone started ringing,fuck..it was a call from cartman, I thought I blocked this fatass!
*answers phone*
Kyle:what the fuck you want,fatass?
Cartman:ay! Am not fat you stupid jew!
Kyle:what do you want?
Cartman:ah nothing, just want to check up on-
Kyle:your bored,aren't you?
Cartman:bingo! You got it!*laughs*
Kyle:cartman, am not in the mood for your shit.
Cartman:oh c'mon! Is the stupid little jew pissed?
*hangs up*
Kyle:fucking dickhead..
*ring ring*
Kyle:OH FOR FUCK SAKE!
*answers phone*
Kyle:SHUT THE FUCK UP,FATASS AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR FUCKING SHIT!!!
*silence*
Wendy:Kyle...are you okay?
Kyle:oh shit..
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Anyways thanks for reading this story! See you guys in the next chapter.
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