CHARACTERS: CAPRISUN, KOOL-AID MAN/FRUIT PUNCH, MR. CHOCOLATE MILK, PRINCIPAL SODA, MRS. ORANGE JUICE, MINUTE MAID, SIMPLY.
(This is a joke story btw)
(A bunch of drinks go to school together.)(Thank you lunar and nobe)
AT LUNCH TIME.Caprisun and Kool-aid man was having an argument about water. The fight was getting heated with punches between them. In the middle of lunch, covered in food, blood, and bruises, a teacher went there to break up the fight.
“HEY! THEY STARTED IT FIRST” Kool-aid man exclaimed as the teacher was sperating then.
“NOOO! KOOL-AID MAN STARTED IT FIRST” Cap shouted.
“i don't give a shit, go to the principal office” the most accurate teacher said.
Caprisun and kool-aid man went to the principal office, the principal looked pissed. The principal was crossing his arms at he stared at the two gay as drinks. The principal stood up in his chair.
“you two! I heard you two were causing trouble at lunch again!” the principal shouted.
“well it was caprisun's fault! They were talking about w a t e r” Kool-aid man yelled.
“LANGUAGE. DONT SAY THAT FORBIDDEN WORD.” the principal exclaimed.
“I am so sorry principal Soda, I will never said it again.” caprisun said.
“you better be sorry cap and Kool. For fighting and saying the forbidden word you two will get detention for a week, both lunch and after school.” Principal soda said as he huffs.
“NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE 👹👹👹 BE LUCKY I DIDN'T EXPELL YOU. YOUR PARENTS WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS.” Principal soda yelled.
Caprisun and kool-aid man walked out of the principal office, cap being a pussy while Kool was upset at cap for absolutely no reason. Kool-aid man stormed off, not wanting to look at caprisun any longer. Caprisun sighed as they walked off.
WITH KOOL-AID MAN
Kool-aid man went into his next class room early and he sat down in a chair. Kool puts his head down and goans out in frustration. Kool hated cap but as much as he must admit, he didn't really want to fight with them almost everyday. Kool felt tired and drain all ready now. Mrs. Juice walked into the classroom Early and she saw kool-aid man at his desk while there was still a little bit of lunch time left. She walked up to Kool and she looked down at him, Mrs. Juice was one of the only teachers that was nice to kool-aid man, she was like a mother to him.
“Kool-aid? Are you alright? Why are you in class early?” Mrs. Juice asked, a little worried.
Kool-aid man looked up at her, whipping a tear away.
“i.. I'm fine, just wanted to get to class early.” Kool-aid man said.
“kool-aid, you don't seem fine.. are you sure? If you don't want to talk about it I'll fully understand.” Mrs. Juice said.
“i'm fine, really.” kool-aid said.
“alright. Well you relax there then, just don't go to sleep again.” Mrs. Juice said, she chuckled a little as she walked back to her teacher desk.
“okay..” Kool-aid said, he cracked a little soft smile.
WITH CAPRISUN
Caprisun was walking back to the lunch area. They sat down at their table and they sighed. Minute maid and simply stared at caprisun with a smile.
“heyyy cap, how was the principal office? Since you obviously known it for a lonnnng while.” Minute said teasingly.
“terrible as always, the principal yelled at us and told us that we have detention for lunch and after school starting tomorrow to the first of next week.” caprisun said, crossing their arms.
“why did the fight happened anyways?" Simply asked.
“oh kool-aid was being a jerk and was saying mean things about me, and I yelled back in self defense. Kool was being rude for no reason, he just likes to bully me and I don't know why.” Caprisun said as they stared at the clock.
“of course he did, he is such a dick. He makes me wanna fruit punch him in his guts! Heh heh, get it? Uhh yeah..” simply said, a little awkwardly at the end.
“uhh yeah.. well the next time he thinks to talk shit about you we will talk shit about him back.” Minute said, she had a cocky smile on her face.
“awwwe thank you!" Caprisun said, their sad frown turned into a big smile
“no problem buddy!” minute said.
The three ate the rest of their food and the school bell ringed. Caprisun waved by at minute maid and simply and they ran off to their next class.
End of chapter one.
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