My Daughter's Teacher

The answers sixteen, idiot

August 29th, 2022
Salem Black

"Binx, stop it! We do not hiss at mommy." I scolded.

Did the feline listen to me? No. The feline continued to hiss at me.

"I'm gonna tell grandma if you don't stop." I warned.

She cut her hissing short and went back to eating her food. My mom is a scary person so I understand. Janine isn't the nicest but she's still my mom so that trumps everything else.

She isn't mean to me though so I win.

I went back upstairs to make sure I had everything I needed and everything the pets needed. Once I was confident that I had everything I put Binx and Beast into the car (which was struggle) and drove to the daycare.

"Good Morning, Salem!" Penelope smiled brightly.

"Good morning to you, Nellie," I smiled back, "Binx is a little grumpy this morning so ignore her. Beast is...well he's Beast so he's chillin'. You have a good day, Nel."

"See you later! Alright guys let's go."

Penelope was my absolute favorite worker at the daycare. The others are great but they aren't Penelope. She's the sweetest teenager I've ever met, and I hate teenagers!

I made a mental note to buy her something nice. She definitely deserves it.

Thankfully I was able to grab breakfast so I stopped at McDonald's and got a large hot mocha and a sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffin. I decided to be a good friend and got Raven and Rylee something too.

Raven got the same thing as me but Rylee got a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit with extra grape jelly. And an orange juice. I cannot forget that little boy's orange juice.

The best breakfast ever!

When I got to work I went directly to Raven's class to give her and Rylee their food.

"Thank you Salem!" Rylee said, taking his food from my hands.

"Of course! I'll see you in a little bit."

Raven just stared at me wearing a smirk. I don't know what's going on with her but it's kinda odd.

Once I was settled in my own classroom I pulled out my phone so I could watch something whilst I ate. I'm an iPad kid at heart.

Raven sent me a text of a smirking emoji and at this point I'm beyond confused. So I texted her wife to see what's up.

Ashy Knees 🫶🏾

What kind of drugs
did Ray take this
morning?

If we're not
including the
ones her
doctor prescribed
her there are
none that I'm
aware of

I find that hard to
believe. She's been
winking at me since
I got here. Something
is wrong with her

You're just now
figuring that out?

Ash, this is serious!

I don't know, Say.
Ask her yourself

She's scaring me

I have a patient to
attend to so I'll
talk to you later

You're literally
no help 🙄