go and kick *ss {OC x Total Drama}

Episode 1

*beep beep*
I look up at the alarm clock as it reads 8 am. "Shit-"

*cue the Music*

"Shit shit shit- I am so late I might as well be dead!" I say as I stumble out of bed and quickly get ready. "What to do.. Umm. BREAKFAST! Y'know what, ill just have some fruits and um, MY BAGS!" I quickly grab my bags and breakfast while rushing out the door, and getting in my car. "Fuck- where are my keys?!" I panic as I fumble through my tote bag, "Oh dear God(s) I know you might not hear me but please for the love of mercy let me find my car keys!"

I find the keys and start the car as fast as I humanely can. After a good 2 minutes of silence on the road I turn on the radio which is currently playing "perfect day". How ironic-

I make it to the bus stop where my favorite intern was waiting. "You should be glad I waited for you," jeff said
"Yeah, well if it weren't for me you'd be hauling chris' luggage full of hair gel," I responded earning a chuckle from the 20 year old. I put away my luggage and sit all the way in the back.  "Hey jeff,"
"hm?"
"How long is this going to take?" "Depends on if the other contestants are as slow as you"
I chuckled in response before putting in my earbuds.

Chris had made a note of making me last, for dramatic effect, so when my light turned on I knew he had finished most of his witty remarks.

"And last but not least, our very own sarcastic, sharp, and quick witted Aileen" Chris exclaims. I gesture a semi-wave towards the contestants before semi-hugging Chris and dashing toward chef, "HATCHET!!!" "AILEEN!" We ran to each other and hugged while everyone else was trying to figure out what was going on.

"Oh hey guys!" Aileen finally said. She was met an array of different hi's she walked over to the new contestants, "you must be Alejandro, no?" " I am, it's a pleasure to meet you senorita," he cooed whilst grabbing your hand and planting a kiss. "No, the pleasure is all mine guapo," you replied causing him to smirk. 'so she is just like how they described her' he thought to himself

"Ahh, you must be Sierra" she stated, "oh, I just love your blogs! Always keeping me up to date, but I have to ask, why don't you have much posted for me?"

"Ekkk! Aileen Eleanor McLean reads my blogs!!! Oh, it's actually super hard to find new stuff about you, and I follow all your social media accounts and watched both seasons 15 times"

"Well we try to keep her personal life a secret," interrupted Chris. right after he said that the 'plane' rolled in.

"excuse me but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane!" butted Courtney

 "relax it's perfectly safe, now board!" ushered Chris

"I CAN'T RIDE IN THAT! CALL THE UNITED NATIONS! CALL A CAB! CALL MY MOM!!!" hyperventilated Owen, "NO IM NOT DOING THIS, IM OUT, THIS IS UNETHICAL-" *bang*"mommy" he huffed before being knocked out by Chris' magical frying pan

"anybody else got a problem with it?" everyone quickly said no in hopes of not getting hit by the pan, "now boarding on a voyage to a million big one!" Chris moves towards the camera before speaking to the audience. "we're saving you a first-class seat for all the action right here on total drama world tour~"

everyone relaxed knowing the camera was off and started putting away their luggage in the cargo hold

"so, newbies, what insane illness brings you here?" Aileen asked. "yeah, I'm with toots on this one, why are you here?" Duncan questioned

"I'm here to meet all my favorite people, especially Codykins~

Me and Noah shared a 'this chick is psycho' look, and we had our fair share of Chris' antics. "and what about you 'Mr. Latino heat'?"