Fucked in the head- Stu Macher x Male reader

Fucked in the head

You get woken up by knocking on the door. You are sleeping on Stu's bed who wasn't in the room anymore. You get up and go downstairs looking very tired. It was 10 minutes til party guests were gonna arrive. You sit on the couch waiting for people to come. You still have the knife in your pocket, that's good. Stu walks in to the living room and sits next to you. "Hey Y/N" he says and kisses you. You kiss back and Stu pulls the knife out of your pocket. "Why the hell do you have a knife?" Stu says looking at you "oh you know.. stuff" you say "Damn you trying to kill someone or something?" He says. "Yes actually" you say smiling like a phsycopath. "Okay you do that honey, i gotta go set up more!" He says kissing your cheeks before going upstairs and into his room.

You put the knife back in your pocket and start watching some random show that is on tv. Soon guests start knocking on the door and Stu answers the door each time someone knocks. Your still sitting on the couch cause you have nothing better to do. Soon Sidney, Tatum, Randy, and Billy come oh and some other fuckwads from your school. Gah damn. You go to grab a soda cause you doing feel like being drunk at a party that the killer could possibly be at fuck. You go back and sit on the couch watching whatever horror movie Randy put of the TV.

Jeez why am I even here I'm gonna fucking die fuck! "Randy I need to talk to you later about something not now though" you say still watching the TV "Alright Y/N tell me when your ready man" he says taking a sip of his beer. Stu and Tatum were holding each other ew. "Hey Tate can you go get some more beers?" Stu says "Yeah sure" Tatum says as she goes into the garage. Tatum never came back after that. You were still watching the TV Sidney was next to you. Eventually it's curfew and most of the people leave but some stay. Oh forgot to mention there's a camera under the tv stand that Gale Weathers put there for whatever reason she needed to put it there. Stu is flirting with some girl. I must admit I'm kinda jealous. You say to yourself as you touch the knife that is still in your pocket. Randy goes over the rules to surviving a horror movie

"1- don't be a jerk
2- keep a cellphone handy
3- dont drop the weapon
4- just keep driving
5- never split up
6- stay out of the basement
7- Avoid sex
8- Avoid drinks and drugs
9- leave town
10- Don't say I'll be right back"

"Cause you won't be back" Randy says "I'm getting another beer you want one?" Stu says hoping over the couch "Yeah sure" Randy says "I'll be right back" Stu says heading into the garage. Everyone freaks out cause he said he would be right back. Soon there's a phone call. You answer it, Principal Himbry is dead.. he was murdered. You hand up the phone immediately after. "Principal Himbry was found dead" You say and everyone starts running out to go fuck with the body or whatever they were going to do. Your now alone with just you and Randy in the living room. Sidney went upstairs with Billy of whatever I don't know.

You get up and go outside. You walk around the house to the garage and.. yup there's Tatum. Dead hanging from the garage door dog door. I fucking knew it! Well atleast I'm prepared i guess. You start walking back to go inside Randy and Stu are begging Sidney to let them in. "Sid Stu's gone mad!" Randy says as Stu pretty much throws him. Your watching from behind a tree holding the knife prepared as you will ever be. Sidney slams the door on both Stu and Randy. Stu goes around the back door. You go to the front door and force it open. And of course Sidney is there and there's a Billy tumbling down the stairs. They let Randy in too now. "Stu's flipped out! He's gone mad!" Randy says. Billy turns slowly "We all go a little mad sometimes." Billy raises the gun at Randy "No Billy" Sidney says with a shakily. Billy shoots Randy in the chest. "Anthony Perkins Phsyco." Billy says and licks some of the blood off his finger. "Mm. Corn Syrup. Same stuff they used for pigs blood in Carrie." Billy says. Soon Stu walks in and Sidney runs to him. "Stu help me please" she says pretty much into Stu's chest. Stu pulls out a little white box like the one ghost face had. "Surprise Sidney" He says into the box. Sidney runs into the kitchen and you follow behind still just watching. "What's the matter Sidney looks like you've seen a ghost" Billy says into the voice changer. "Why are you doing this!" Sidney says "It's all part of the game! It's called guess how I'm gonna die!" Billy says the last part with the voice changer. "FUCK YOU" Sidney screams "no no no we already played that game remember? You lost" Billy says "See it's a fun game Sidney we ask you a question and if you get it wrong POOKA you die" Stu says your still just watching. "You get it right, you die" billy says "Your crazy, both of you" Sidney says. "We prefer the term Psychotic." Stu says on Billy's shoulder. "And I prefer the term fucked in the head." You say say walking up from behind holding the knife out. "Y/N.. you too?" Sidney says "Nuh uh." You say sitting back on the table. "Why? Why did you kill my mother" Sid says "why? WHY? You hear that Y/N I think she wants a motive" Billy says to you. "Well I don't really believe in motives. Did Norman bates have a motive? See it's a lot scarier when there isn't a motive Sid. We ga e your mom a favor that woman was a slut bag whore who flashed her shit all around town like she was Sharon stone or something." Billy says "Yeah we put her out of her misery cause let's face it Sidney your mother was no Sharon stone."Stu says "Is that motive enough for you?" Billy says "How about this. Your slut mother was fucking my father. And she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me. How's that for a motive?" Billy says "That's right. You gave it up. Now you no longer a virgin." Stu does his little laugh. Still cute even though he's psycho. "Oh! Oh! This is the greatest part your gonna love this we got a Surprise for you Sidney. Yeah your gonna love this one it's a scream baby! Hold on a second! I'll be right back. Uauauauah" Stu says going into a closet. "Attention! Oh what do we have behind door number 3 Sidney!" Stu says coming out of the closet with a tied up Sidney's dad. "Got the ending figured out yet Sid?" You get up again and say still holding the knife. "Watch this. You ready?" Billy says holding a knife "YEAH IM READY BABY!" Billy stabs Stu on the side. "My turn!" "Don't forget stay to the side and don't go too deep" billy says. "Okay I'll remember" Stu stabs billy in the side "I guess I got a little too Zealous!" Stu says and Billy stabs him again. "Stop it Billy would ya alright I can't take anymore! I'm feeling Woozy here!" Stu says "you get the gun and I'll untie pops okay?" Billy says "uh Houston we have a problem here. The gun man. The gun." Stu says "Where the fuck is it" Billy says as Gale comes in and billy pushes her back. "This is Gale Weathers signing off" Billy says holding the gun at Gale. "You gonna love this. Shit." Stu says. Sidney is gone. "Where are they. Where are they." "Idk Billy but I'm Hurting man." Stu says. Your still sitting on the table untouched. The phone rings and it's Sidney with the voice changer. Stu sits down "Find her you dipshit. Get up." Billy says holding the gun to Stu's head. "I can't billy you cut me too deep. I think I'm dying her man." Stu says "talk to her." Billy hands Stu the phone.

"Hello." "Oh Stu the police are on their way what's your motive? What are you gonna tell them?" Sidney says. "Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive." He says. Billy takes the phone and throws it at Stu's head. "Ow fucking hit me with the phone Dick!" Stu says. "Did you really call the police?" Stu says "You bet your sorry ass I did." Sid says "my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me" you get up and go up to Stu. "I knew it was you. Now die like all those people you killed did." You hold the knife to his neck. "Love you.. what a shame you were fucked in the head though." You kiss him before stabbing him in the side. You walk away and he runs after you. You run into the living room and Stu still runs after you. He trips right where the TV is. Perfect. "I'll see you eventually." You day before pushing the TV onto his head and it crushes his head and he dies almost immediately. Meanwhile Gale shot Billy. "Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for a final scare." Randy says from behind Sidney and Gale. Which was true I guess cause there was one more gun shot. He was dead now. They both were dead..

~~time skip~~

All the survivers were taken to the hospital except you. You didn't even have any wounds at all for whatever reason. I guess bringing the knife was a good idea. Thank fuck Randy and Sidney survived. Now I won't have to make more new friends.!

A/N- I know. Bad ending and shit but ya know there's one more chapter left!!

Next chapter out- now!!

Word count- 1725