Understand My Feelings - YoonJin

Chapter 1 - Three AM

"Hello humans, it's me, Jimin... Park Jimin, an angel who is on a mission... I guess you already know that... but let me give you some brief... I think all humans are aware of the idiom "Match Made in Heaven" or "A match decreed by destiny," Right? RIGHT? Well, for those who are aliens in human bodies, when two people perfectly suited to each other decide to spend the rest of their lives together (aka marry each other) is what Match made in heaven means...

Min Yoongi and Min (Kim) Seokjin USED to be the same ideal couple... perfect fit even with their completely opposite life choices... After dating for nearly 7 years, the couple decided to make their bond stronger than ever before... fighting all odds, Yoongi and Jin got married 3 years ago... Everything was so consummate about the couple that many people used to envy them... and maybe... that resulted into something horrible...

Their little bickering over "which movie they should watch" or "let me do the dishes" started turning into massive arguments and accusations... Yoongi started coming home pretty late and completely wasted... even the avoidable mistakes became a topic of verbal war and everything led them to the point where one double bed became two single beds... I started hating each other's presence so much that both of them decided to part their ways and hired a famous divorce lawyer...

Now, you must be thinking why I am telling you all this and what is my role in their failing marriage, right? 1.) Because you love your crazy author and the stories she writes are like drugs... once you become an addict... there is no going back...

2.) I am the one who made their match... (I SHIP YOONJIN) and obviously, I wasn't really happy with all the fights... So, my sweet sweet God (Not so sweet, he gives too much work)... gave me a task to bring these two highly stubborn, overly grown children and I was more than happy to do so... But- I never thought it would be this tough... don't believe me? Find out yourself"

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"FOR THE LAST TIME STOP TOUCHING MY CROCKERY WHEN YOU ARE SO DRUNK THAT YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN HUSBAND" Jin yelled while picking up the broken pieces of his new brought crockery set... "My apologies, I usually forget all of my problems when I am drunk" Yoongi managed to speak while trying to stand straight... he was holding the edge of kitchen island...

"What were you even doing in the kitchen at 3 am?" Jin said, completely ignoring the previous remark of his husband because at this point he is used to it... they fight every time they breathe the same air... "Oh, I was discussing the next movie script with Annabelle, she was right here before you decided to show up... she must have gotten scared of you... poor child" Yoongi wiped his fake tears which made Jin roll his eyes... "What nonsense are you talking about?" the purple haired male's glare intensified after being called scarier than Annabelle... "You started it... what do you think a person will do in the kitchen at this hour? Of course I was trying to find out something to eat"

"People search for food in the refrigerator, not in the top shelves where cooking utensils and crockery sets are kept" Even Jin doesn't know why he is trying to be so polite with a cheater like Yoongi, well... There is no solid evidence of the pale man cheating on him but every time he sees Yoongi laughing with Hoseok or the latter dropping his husband home at late hours... His doubts are escalating...

"We have a refrigerator?" Yoongi gasped at (not so) new information and Jin bit his lips from swearing at his husband... "You know what? Do whatever you want to do... I am going" saying this Jin started walking towards their bedroom...

"GO GO... I know how much you love your children and flowers then me... I HATE YOU SO MUCH MIN SEOKJIN" He shouted the last part so that Jin could hear it clearly and he did...

"I HATE YOU TOO CHESHIRE CAT"

"Yahhh How dare you call me cheshire cat you ugly hamster"

"Today is your last day on earth Min fucking Yoongi... How dare you call me ugly hamster... have you seen yourself in the mirror? Looks like a man whose blood was sucked out of his body long ago"

"It's you who have been sucking my blood like a bed bug... A 179 cm tall, purple haired bed bug"

"If you have so many problems with me then give me divorce... set me free... I can't handle your drunken ass anymore"

"Fine, is that what you want? Then I will gladly divorce you Mr. I am stuck with you"

"Fuck you"

"No baby... it's the other way around"

"Go to hell Min"

"No thank you... I don't want to share one more place with you"

"And that's how they continued arguing the entire time until it was 7 am, time for Seokjin to get ready for his job and Yoongi fell asleep on the couch... Ughhh... I have to work harder than I thought" Jimin sighed and took a deep breath "Please pray for me"

*No proofread*

A/n: Hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter... do let me know your thoughts and do you thing Jimin will succeed in his mission (impossible)?