Confessions that i need to tell to someone before i go insane👍

A bunch of confessions in one go

1. When i was  5 i accidentally shaved my eyebrows off

2. When i was 7 i accidentally  shaved my friends eyebrows off

3. When i was 3 i cut my own hair so badly i had to live with a pixie cut

4. Once i slipped in the shower and hit my head so hard i passed out and i was out for like an hour and when i woke up i was convinced i was on another planet

5. I bit a tree once and then got tree bark stuck in my mouth so instead of asking for help i tried getting it out with water it didnt work and then i started crying

6. I had an actual break down when i was like 6 because "im never gonna be able to see myself not reversed in my reflection" tears and everything crying to my parents.

7. (This might make some people uncomfortable im gonna talk about periods for a second)when i got my period for the first time i got it at a friends house and so i pulled up my pants walked over to my mom and said "Mother im bleeding out of my buttcheek. I think i sat on a lego" she said "what do you mean? Show me." and then we went to the bathroom and i showed her my underwear then  had to sit through an hour of talking about how im gonna bleed for a week once a month.

Hihi!! I've been gone for a few days sorry, happy march everyone! :)