WARNING:
this story may contain MATURE content such as...
•underage smoking, underage drinking, trespassing, vandalism
•cussing
•mentions and depictions of sexual assault, fighting, etc etc
•mentions and depictions of mental illnesses (such as major depressive disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, dissociative identity disorder, bipolar personality disorder, borderline personality disorder), self harm, eating disorders
it'd become a joke amongst almost everyone that knew Tayt that she was a firm believer in
THE SIMONS EFFECT.
an effect that is exactly as it sounds. a very clear hatred (or nicely put, annoyance or strong dislike) of anyone with the general last name of Simons.
she clearly hated their little shit title for her clear annoyance of the girl she once knew and the boy she wished she didn't have to know. regardless, that didn't stop anyone from using the name that they thought was creative and clever (and which, they completely took some idea from the name the Mandela Effect as one would).
'' ah! you pinched me too hard!''
'' really? because, i'm pretty sure i pinched you as hard as i usually do. maybe you're just a wuss, Mr Simons.''
'' y'know, for a very annoying woman - your writing isn't half bad. i'm impressed.''
'' i bet you only know my writing because the teacher suggested you take some tips from me.''
'' you ruined it. i'll never be nice to you again.''
IN WHICH,
Elizabeth Aurora Cillo, known by everyone as Rory or Eli, has never been fond of people with the last name of Simons - and boys, especially boys, actually. Tom Simons, better known as Tommy at school, will prove to be no game changer with how many red flags (that she believes) he's got to him.
1. His first name is Tom
2. His nickname is Tommy
3. His last name is Simons
4. His name is Tom Simons
5. He's a guy
6. He never shuts up
7. He yells when someone is right in front of him
8. he just looks very punchable
OR
two teenagers who hate each other more than normal people would think is possible manage to surprise everyone else and themselves when desperate times call for desperate measures.
'' oh! here, let me see your phone.''
'' why? so you can break it on the back of the chair or my armrest?''
'' no, no. i fly all the time, i know a few flying tricks. c'mon Tums, you'll thank me in a minute if you just let me see your phone.''
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓, Tommyinnit
FanfictionTayt Arde has always had issues with people that had the last name of Simons. starting with the girl she talked to in Primary and then the boy she met in Secondary who she would mainly interact with by pinching him - though he did pinch back - when...
