Bob went out to his garden and found that some of his plants had died. "Argh! Not again!" he exclaimed. He dug out the plants and tossed them away. "I guess I'll have to go out for more plants." he sighed.
He went back inside and put his shoes and hat on. Just as he went for the door, Stefan said, "Wheer yo goin'?'
"To the flower store."
"What fer?"
"Flowers."
"Ugh! What is wit yo and them flowers?"
"I like them."
"Bring back some brains while yer out."
Opening the door, Bob rolled his eyes and stepped outside once more. "A long walk ahead of me." he sighed.
Once at the flower shop he spotted exactly the plant he was looking for, marigolds. While he was walking toward them, he noticed that people were watching him, they looked afraid. Bob tried to ignore them, but with so many eyes watching, he couldn't help but hunch over and hide deep inside his jacket. As he got closer to the marigolds, the farther into the store he got, and the farther in he got, the more eyes he could feel watching him.
Then suddenly he tripped, his eye popped out and all of the people screamed and left. However, to his surprise, there was still one person left, she had brown hair and blue eyes. She helped him to his feet and handed him back his eyeball.
"Thank you." Bob said to her.
Then, also to his surprise, she said "You're cute. Wanna go out?"
Shocked, Bob nodded.
"Great! How's six o'clock at Burgermania?"
"Uhhhhh... good." he said puzzled.
"Oh, by the way, my name's Jane."
"Bob." he said pointing at himself.
After Jane left, Bob bought some flowers, well he didn't exactly buy them, the cashier just gave them to him. Anyway, he got his flowers and went home. He hadn't only grabbed flowers for his garden, but also a small bouquet for Jane.
"Get yer fluwers?" Stefan asked when Bob got home.
"Eh?'
"Yer fluwers? Did yo get 'em?"
"Oh, yes. And uhhhh... I got a date."
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