*Lyle sees y/n from across the hallway*
"h-h-hey L-Lyle" y/n blurts out trying to not make your wetter then a fish bole🐟
"Hey kitten🤗" Lyle says confidently even tho his balls are down to he toes
"I n-n-need help with my math homework daddy- i-i m-mean lyle oopsies😶🌫️😶🌫️" y/n says embarrassed
"have sex with me y/k your so errotic.." Lyle says still confident as ever
"b-but L-L-Lyle im not into vanilla shit" y/n mumbles
"anything freaky and u know im bout that shit🤓🤓" Lyle says while stroking your face
*At the world trade center in 2001*
"mm lyle open my pussy up like a fortune cookie" y/n says
"long stick in your river and we not going fishing i like this mama😉😉😉" Lyle says hard as a pencil
"suck my willy y/k.. i have fantasies about you.." lyle says sweatng
"im allergic to hair get some bobby pins that shit hairy like harry potter" y/n says all angry about lyles fat bush
*lyle pins his pubes back and y/k chokes on that dick*
*lyle bends y/n over and puts his dick in y/n arsehole*
"i take your dick all day like its memorial day lyle" y/n moans
"call me daddy not lyle, take it like a man💪💪💪" Lyle says close to cumming
"only time im not on ur dick is when im about to shit daddy😧😧" y/n moans louder
*bomb threat on lyles iphone 4*
"theres a bomb threat lyle we need to run" y/n says alarmed
"its cuz of this load im abt to drop in u y/n" Lyle says jockingly
*plane crashes*
"holy moly lyle" y/n says
"goodbye bebe im gonna die" lyle says calmly
"Lyle your pubes are in my mouth.."
That was y/n last words before losing their beloved father..
Rest in piece Lyle Lyle Crocodile 0-2023
"just like jesus"
