The Snobber Deer(HunHan ff)

Luhan,as a girl

Author's pov

After sehun finished luhan's project(yeah,it is still valid) he went out to school because the class has been ended,

Last week,luhan wants to buy these electric guitar but he couldnt  afford it.
He was thinking if he will apply to random cafe shop or club house as a waiter but it obviously took so long to get his salary.

In the middle of his spacing out, a piece of paper flied straight to his face,he was angry, fuck the wind!!
but once luhan read the article written on it in capslock computerized format ,luhan jumped in happiness and started thankin' jesus.

The article said Battle of the band
feel free to join and show us your talent! rock the stage blah blah etc etc

luhan didnt know he'd missed one sentense written on that article in the end because
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" Hey guys take a look at this!!! " luhan literally shouted at his friends in excitement,holding a paper

Luhan gave the paper to lao gao

" Battle of the band??? " lao gao said with a hint of confusion

" Yea! we should join! i need money guys,i really wanna buy that guitar i saw a week ago, its an limited edition!!! " luhan said histerically

" but luhan,... " jason held back his laughter ,lao gao elbowed him

" Uhh,are you sure about this lu? " lao gao asked

" Of course! 100% sure " luhan said

" Uhmm the article says ' must be a female vocalist' " lao gao explained and handed the paper to luhan

Luhan' s jaw dropped as he read the article again, his face are bright red right now

Luhan sighed

" My god,but i need money "

Lao gao patted his shoulder

" We still could join, with you,cross dressing "

Luhan eyes widen with the idea

" Lao gao dont be like that ! "

" Come on lu, its for your dream guitar, the oppurtunity is in front of you! take it or leave it? " jason butted in

Luhan lowered his head and mumbled " take it "

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Before he went home, lao gao said he wont be worried about his look when the battle came,because lao gao has a friend who is a transgender model. He really looks like a girl. From his face,hair and his legs

Lao gao said that his friend will take care of luhan' s look before the battle

Luhan kept murmuring curses while walking upstairs

" Grrr, i need another choice! fuck ! i dont want to see myself as a....arrgghh!! " he couldnt continue what was he' s saying because of annoyance

" Luhan, why so irritated? " sehun asked. Luhan was surprised he reached their room without noticing it

" Ah..ahmm nothing, just dont asked" luhan went straight to bed and burried his face to his pillow

(Authors note: mianhaeyo chingus, im irritated with my so called friend .) lame update