pomegranate red ❧ n.jm | the golden fruit duology (2/2) ✔

08

You were sat on your kitchen counter later that night, passing a spoon back and forth with Jaemin to polish off the last of your ice cream.

"Does Mr. Suh—? Aphrodite? What should I call him?" You cut yourself off with a thoughtful frown, stumbling over what exactly to call the god-slash-client you'd met tonight.

"Johnny is fine since it's just you and me right now," Jaemin accepted the spoon you held out to him.

"Does Johnny know? About me, and what we actually are?"

Your Hades swallowed the spoonful he'd just popped into his mouth, returning the utensil to you, "No, I had no reason to tell him when you and I first made our agreement and now... if I told him, he'd think I made the deal for your soul, no matter what I said. He likes to think that he gives me the benefit of the doubt, but he doesn't."

"Mm... Alright, I trust that you know him better than I do."

"Yeah, for thousands of years. He's a good business partner, but he can be a condescending little bitch."

You couldn't help but snicker at this, "Really?"

"Yeah, Johnny usually handles the client-facing side of the company while I do the back-office stuff, because according to him I 'give clients the heebie-jeebies.'"

"You are the god of the dead, Jaemin," you reminded him with a giggle, wiping away a stray drop of ice cream at the corner of his pout.

"I know, and that's what makes us great business partners. I don't want to do client meetings, I'm not good at them, he loves them, he wants to do them. Vice versa for the back-office things. But he said that like I didn't know that already when this whole operation was my idea anyway. I factored my heebie-jeebies into the plan. The heebie-jeebies were accounted for long before he ever came into the picture, and he gently put his hand on my shoulder like he was the first person to ever explain this to me."

"Oh of course. The audacity, to underestimate your business acumen and foresight to calculate for heebie-jeebies." You nodded, putting on your best serious face despite the urge to laugh.

Jaemin looked you dead in the eye, then sighed, "You can laugh, Y/N."

You immediately let out a round of giggles, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, hearing you say heebie-jeebies so much, and so seriously I just—"

"You're right, it's a bit juvenile," he shook his head, face finally cracking into a smile as he plunged the spoon back into the ice cream container.

"A warning would've been nice, by the way."

"A warning?" Your Hades asked through a mouthful of ice cream. "For what?"

"That you were hiring Ms. Haseul as your attorney. I understand why you'd want to use her, but not why you chose not to give me at least a little heads-up."

He shrugged, "I thought it'd be a fun surprise."

"Fun for you or for me?" You scoffed.

"Would you believe me if I said you?" Jaemin dug up another big spoonful of ice cream, holding it out for you this time.

"Would you believe me if I said I believed that?" You rolled your eyes, but opened your mouth for him to feed you anyway.

"No, not at all."

A glance at your microwave clock made you sigh. It was late. You should be getting to bed, you still had two more days in your work week.

Jaemin had just turned to throw the empty ice cream carton in the trash, and thinking of work reminded you of plans you'd made with your coworkers.

Swinging your feet lightly from your perch on your countertop, you spoke up again, "Heads up, Friday is after work drinks for the support staff again. My turn DD'ing for the Terrible Two."

"Noted." Your Hades walked back over to you. 

You reached out for his forearms, dragging, pulling, and rearranging him until he was standing between your knees, allowing you to wrap your arms around his neck, hugging him tightly to you, surrounded by the warm scents of cinnamon, bergamot, and cedar. Jaemin kept talking as he looped his arms around your waist, voice low, quiet, and right beside your ear, "Also, isn't that phrase supposed to be 'the terrible twos' and refer to toddlers who throw tantrums?"

"Yeah, but it was one of the nicknames Jeno and I got in undergrad from a professor of ours. The full title was specifically 'The Terrible Two of You.'" You hummed wistfully at the fond memories that cropped up, eyes fluttering shut as your muscles relaxed more and more in your comforting position. "Dr. Go, one of the best professors I've ever had. We ended up taking like three or four of his classes, and I had one more in grad school."

"Sounds like you two were nuisances to the poor man for four years straight."

"He was one of those professors that treated students like actual human beings, and you could joke around with. Hence, the nickname. I promise we were good students and the man adored us. Well, me, at least. Jeno on the other hand..."

"You always say the meanest things about that guy and he's never around to defend himself," Jaemin clicked his tongue teasingly. "So it sounds like I'll be bringing bagels Saturday morning then?"

"Please?"

"Of course, angel," he murmured, rubbing a hand up and down your back.