It's a kind of magic. (Loona x Male Reader)

Exes and Oohs.

The new and renivatwd IMP Headquarters are amazing, now that we have enough money to rent this place out, nothing will go wrong!

Moxxie: "You know, I checked the scale today and it said I lost two pounds this week."

Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone, returning to chat.

Moxxie: "I. Am not. FAT!"

Y/N: "You classify as a threat to national security if you wear a shirt."

Loona laughed at the joke, sending you a message shortly afterwards.

nice 1

Thanks, made it up on the spot.

Moxxie: "I will inform you that-"

A knife flies in front of Moxxie, striking the carboard figure of a man while Millie comes out of the shadows and pounces on the carboard figure, ripping it to shreds.

Y/N: "Is she on her period?"

Millie stares at Y/N and hisses at him, provoking Y/N which in turn evokes a snubnose, which makes Millie pounce at Y/N.

Moxxie: "Millie, no!"

Y/N shoots Millie, her falling to the ground.

Moxxie: "Y/N, why the fuck did you do that?!"

Loona: "Relax, fatty, he hasn't killed your wife."

Millie: "Ugh..."

Y/N: "Tranquilizer rounds, they penetrate the skin and go under, just a bit painful, but nothing to worry about."

Moxxie: "I just hope you used a decent enough dose!"

Y/N: "The same you'd use for an Elephant."

Moxxie: "That's way too much!"

Y/N: "Dude, your wife can be categorized as a tank, I don't think it'll kill her any time soon."

Loona: "Hey, Y/N, you know what day it is?"

Y/N: "Your birthday."

Loona: "Wha- No, dumbass, that's like in 3 months."

Y/N: "Then I have no idea."

Loona: "The day Blitz has to fuck with that owl."

Y/N: "Perfect! We are going to the lust ring and booking a di-"

Loona: "Uhhh. No. You literally KO'd Asmodeous so hard his bf had to close the activity."

Y/N: "Ah. Shit. Nevermind."

Blitzø slams the door open, causing a cavinet to fall and spill a handful of spicy photos. Some include Y/N and Loona.

Y/N: "Shit."

Blitzø: "Don't worry, you're both virgins, I have 4 cameras around the house and you never fucked. The most concering photo is Loona sleeping like a dog on top of you."

Y/N: "Whew."

Moxxie: "Sir, what is this?"

Moxxie holds a photo of Stolas making a pleased face while holding a chain and only wearing underwear.

Blitzø: "I don't know, I don't care, put them up decently, we have a client!"

Y/N: "We moved here less than a day ago, how in the hell do we have a client already?"

Blitzø: "Greed ring, they said to not grab the elevator and wait here... so we're waiting."

An helicopter crashes through the office, not suffering any damage, as a ramp extends.