||Rotten Egg baby||

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by AhumanOffially

by AhumanOffially

Eggman runs through the halls, his pants slipping down his ass crack because of his fat ass. He holds a hand back and pulls up his pants before speeding up.

Sonic had been having stomach aches like no other for the past few months now. And he was noticeably fatter as well, now just as spherical as Eggman himself. Now, Sonic was screaming out in pain from down the hallway. Eggman was immediately rushing to his lover's aid, well, as fast as an obese old man can go when his pants are slipping down his ass.

He runs into the room Sonic's screams emitted from, and lifted his hand to his mouth to cover it in shock, but quickly retracts his hand when he remembers he was digging in his crack 5 minutes earlier.

"E-EGGMAN, M-MY ASS..IT HURTS!!" Sonic squeals to his romantic partner. Eggman wobbles over to Sonic's side and nonchalantly wipes the hand he has between his cheeks moments before onto his bed sheet without sonic seeing, before picking Sonic up and running to Tailses Lab.

"TAILS, TAILS PLEASE, I THINK SONIC IS PASSING A KIDNEY STONE THE SIZE OF MY DICK RASH!" Eggman gently places Sonic on Tails desk, accidentally knocking over a few tools.

"Eggman, you dumbass! He's going into labor!! We need to help deliver the baby!" Tails screams at Eggman before grabbing his tools and shoving them into Eggman's arms.

"OPEN HIS LEGS AND GET THAT BABY OUT!"

Eggman opens Sonic's legs, but rather than what he was surely expecting, Sonic lets out the most Rancid Fart that Eggman had ever experienced. For a guy named Eggman, he had never inhaled such a rotten sulfur smell in his life.

Sonic sat up and looked at Eggman with twinkling eyes. "MY LOVE! I'm so glad you're ok!" Eggman embraces Sonic, causing his to let out a last fart before hugging him back.

"What the actual fuck" Tails says, tearing up while staring at the pair with a deadpan expression that can only be described as 'god has forsaken us'.

The end (ily)