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14- Star detective

*Miwa residence*

Narumi: *picking at her plate*
Izumi: *washing their plate* Don't forget to eat your vegetables Naru!
Narumi: *rolls her eyes* Fuck off Izumi. *puts her chopsticks down*
Ray: Hey you should finish that! It's good for you!
Ayano: *looks at the three of them* Fuck off Izzi! *grins*
Izumi: Ayano?! Don't say that!
Izana: Did little dude just say fuck?!
Ayano: Fuck!
Ray: STOP SAYING THAT!
Narumi: *sneaks off to her room*
Izana: We need to baptize him!! *takes her glass of water*
Izumi: PUT THAT GLASS OF WATER DOWN!
Narumi: *shuts her door loudly*

*The next morning*

Narumi: *walks out of her room and goes downstairs* *sits down and ties her shoes*
Ayano: I DON'T WANT TO GO!!
Izumi: No Ayano! You have to go!
Ayano: AAAH!! FUCK YOU IZZI!
Sayori: Ayano?!
Narumi: *hears them* (FUCK I SHOULD GO BEFORE MOM STARTS YELLING AT ALL OF US) *gets up in a hurry*
Ray: *puts his hand over Ayano's mouth* SHH!!
Sayori: Ayano! Where on earth did you learn that?!
Ayano: *licks Ray's hand* LEAVE ME ALONE!! FUCK OFF!!
Sayori: Don't talk to me like that!
Narumi: *runs out of the house* (They deserve to get yelled at!) *goes to school*

*Yonobari Academy*
*1-3*

Narumi: *doing her physics homework*
Shinka: *walks in* Hey!
Narumi: *looks up at Shinka* Hi.
Shinka: *leaves her notebook and wallet on her table* You left these at home!
Narumi: Thank you!
Shinka: You're welcome! *goes back to her seat*
Kei: *hugs Narumi from behind* NARU-CHAN!! WAAAH!!
Narumi: WAA!! GET AWAY FROM ME! *throws her head back*
Kei: OW! *lets go and holds his nose*
Narumi: Don't touch me you fucking freak!
Kei: Don't call me a freak! *sits down next to Narumi*
Narumi: You are a freak. *goes back to doing her homework*
Kei: *scoffs* And to think I was going to tell you who I saw..
Narumi: *annoyed* Who?
Kei: *puts his head down on his desk* The most divine girl ever!
Narumi: *closes her notebook* What girl?!
Kei: My beloved! She's the most beautiful girl I have seen in my 16 years of living!
Narumi: Who the hell is your beloved!
Kei: You know~! That blue eyed senpai~!
Narumi: That explains absolutely nothing about her!!
Kei: You should know her!
Narumi: Why the fuck would I know her?
Kei: Because her otherworldly beauty is something everyone should be aware of!
Narumi: *scoffs* Well I don't care about her.
Kei: Oh but you should! She's so radiant that even you could fall for her! I just wish she wasn't dating that absolute imp of a man!
Narumi: *opens her notebook* You should let her go if she has a boyfriend..
Kei: I know! I know! But she's dating that hideous brit from the drama club! I don't want her to make such a horrible mistake!
Narumi: *closes her notebook* *opens her notepad* ROSIE? ROSALINE CARTELET?! THE CAPTAIN??
Kei: *rolls his eyes* Urgh yeah that guy..
Narumi: Huhh!! *writes it down on her notepad*
Kei: Urgh I hate how close he gets to her!
Narumi: He's way cooler than you but him having a girlfriend??
Kei: Hey! I'm way better than him! I'm much more sophisticated than him.
Narumi: No.
Kei: Silence!
Narumi: *kicks his chair* (I wonder what teacher he could be talking about)
1-3 class teacher: Settle down everyone!
Narumi: (I guess I'll ask Rosie later..)

*Lunch break*

Narumi: (Now to go find Rosie) *takes a pen and her notepad* *runs to the drama club*

*Drama club*

Rosie: *on the floor scribbling on a piece of paper* So basically this is where she dies okay?
Art club captain: Could you explain it to me better?
Narumi: *opens the door* Rosie!
Rosie: *gets up from the ground* *dusts himself off* *walks up to Narumi* Heyy Narci.
Narumi: Since when did you have a girlfriend with blue eyes?
Rosie: I have a girlfriend with blue eyes?!
Narumi: Don't you?!
Rosie: *sits down on the floor* *wonders* Hmm do i...
Narumi: Urgh come on!
Rosie: I'm sure I don't have a girlfriend with blue eyes. Why do you ask Narci?
Narumi: Hmm no reason.. (So he doesn't remember..)
Rosie: Well then if you don't mind. *lays down on the floor*