Survival is Key ( Male Reader x Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel Harem)

Chapter 1

- 20 Years later -

You were sitting in a chair staring at the ceiling shaking your head.

???: " How's your son Jame? Is he a good kid?"

Y/N: " A good kid? A good Kid? Why does he help the fucking poor of Hell?"

You got mad and lean forward a bit.

Y/N: " No! He just sits in his room! Jacking off and smoking off while he plays that game of his!"

???: " And what about you?"

Y/N: " I feel like I'm just paying you to just listen and not offer any fucking solution!"

???: " How about your wife Amy?" Your Daughter  Lucy?"

Y/N: " Look doc. They don't care about me anymore. Lucy fucking blames me for all her problems because she wants to be popular and she not and somehow that's my fault?! And don't get me started on my wife! Fucking spending every last cent on fucking makeup and clothes and oh here a shocker going out to dinner with anyone but me!"

???: "...Y/N I think your overreacting. Amy wouldn't cheat on..."

Y/N: " I caught her in bed with the fucking mailman! Then caught her again with the fucking pool boy! She cheated on me so many times and I'm in the wrong for sleeping with an Imp?!"

You sat back down smoking a cigarette as you try to calm your nerves.

???: " Y/N I'm starting to think you don't take these Sessions seriously.....but that's all the time we have for today."

You growl and walked off as you exited your Therapist office.

( Feel free to give him a name I don't care lol)

You then sat down on a bench as you continued your smoke. Beginning to calm down as the day got worst.

???: " Hey. Excuse me yo! Mind telling me where the fuck ass is? The one who just brought two cars?"

Y/N: " Fuck off!"

???: " Cool man."

You saw the two gangster Hellhounds walking off before you stopped them.

???: " Wait....second house."

He nods as he walked off as the other one argued with him about something making your eyes rolled.

You then began driving to your home as you put out your cigarette. Then you park as you walked in and poured yourself a glass of whiskey and a loud explosion happened in the house.

Y/N: " Here we go again."

???: " DAD!!!! JAME CALLED ME A BITCH!!!!!"

Y/N: " JAME STOP CALLING YOUR SISTER A BITCH!!! LUCY STOP EDGING HIM ON!!!"

Walking towards the fridge you saw a green brick making you groan knowing it was Jame's.

???: " You fucking doping again?"

Turning around and seeing your wife Amy who was dressed in pretty clothing and makeup and wearing jewelry as you growled.

Y/N: " Im not the one that's fucking doping and you fucking know it!"

Amy shook her head as she walked towards the sink to get a drink.

Amy: " I have no one but myself to blame for the mess these kids are into. Your either drunk or staring miserably at the clouds."

Y/N: " Oh yeah I done so horrible by you. Took you off the street! Got you away from that stripper joint! Got you fake tits and ass! Hell the only thing you have to worry about is who your putting out for!"

Amy: " Screw you Y/N!!!"

Y/N: " Oh but you fucking won't!"

Amy growls glaring at you.

Amy: " I was faithful to you until I caught you in bed with that fucking imp!"

Y/N: " BULLSHIT!!! You slept with half of this town and you still doing it!"

Amy: " doesn't count if I didn't see you now does it asshat?!?"

Y/N: " You are the most selfish bitch I ever met in my life! I know where Lucy gets it from!"

Amy: " FUCK YOU!!! I WAS A LOYAL AND FAITHFUL WIFE TO YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!!!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A THIEVING, CHEATING, MURDERER!!! I WOULD DIVORCE YOUR ASS IF I COULD!!!"

Y/N: " THEN FUCKING DO IT!!! STOLAS WOULD VERY GLADLY PRESENT YOU FUCKING DIVORCE PAPERS!!!!"

Amy: " SCREW YOU YOU OWE ME 69 BILLION!!!"

Y/N: " I DONT FUCKING OWE YOU SHIT YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!"

She stormed off outside probably to spend even more spending. You groan as you sit on the couch.

Lucy stormed downstairs.

Lucy: " I HATE YOU DAD!!! YOUR THE REASON IM NOT POPULAR!!!!"
She was wearing extremely slutty clothes and stormed off as you groaned even more.

You then picked up your phone as you saw Stolas was calling you.

Y/N: " Hey Stolas what's up?"

Stolas: " You two done yelling?"

Y/N: " Ok how the fuck did you know that?"

Stolas: " it's 3 o'clock."

Y/N: " how about you and your wife? Done arguing yet?"

You pulled the phone away after hearing loud cursing and door breaks and case smashing and a loud slapping sound with the word Octavia you don't get to have an option on this marriage.

Y)N: "...I'm guessing no."

You then hung up and smoked your cigar as you watched an old movie to enjoy yourself.

Y/N: "....sigh is it too much to ask for my family to be graceful and love me? I sacrificed everything I enjoyed and loved for them and they treat me like in the fucking Hitler of hell."

As you complain and watched your movie you wonder where everyone was. You had no idea where Lucy where. Know that Amy was spending even more money on something and James was most likely....

Jame: " YES YES YES OH FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

You looked up hoping to hear someone else instead of him.

Jame: " ahhh....wow....I love you Barbie doll."

You shook your head and drank your whiskey knowing he was masterbating yet again.

Once you finished your drink you then very calmly put it back down as you sighed waiting for Lucy to make that one word every 3:05.

Lucy: " DAD!!!!! JAME CUM ON MY BARBIE DOLLA AGAIN!!!!!"

Jame: " FUCK YOU LUCY THAT WAS A SPECIAL GIFT FROM ME!!!'

You sighed.

Y/N: "....just saying right now.....wasn't worth it."

You then got up and began to try and fail to stop your kids fighting.

( Well that's it for this chapter.

What will happen next?

I will see you guys in the next chapter.)