Sugar Rush

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As the night turns to morning, Butch was the first to wake up as he hops out of bed and heads to the kitchen for breakfast...and to his utter surprise, he discovers that the normally healthy breakfast foods were replaced by a ton of desserts!

Butch: what the?

Just then, his adoptive mother and his brothers came in and saw the commotion.

Ms. Keane: Huh? I don't remember buying this much sweets yesterday...

Unbeknownst to them, a pink aroma flows around and goes up their nostrils.

Ms. Keane: Mmmm, maybe some breakfast will alleviate my questions

Boomer: definitely mommy!

The 4 place the sugary breakfast on the table, consisting of a plate of strawberry cupcakes and strawberry milk for Ms. Keane, and a plate of fun size chocolate bars with a bottle of chocolate milk for the Rowdyruffs. In no time, the 4 ate their breakfast in seconds!

Boomer: Mmm! That was filling!

Brick: And fast!

Butch: (in his head) I think my wish came true!

As the 3 giggled from their speedy breakfast, we cut to the household of The Utoniums, where Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were eating some sugary breakfast with ease.

Blossom: Man! Don't know where these came from but they are quite delicious!

Bubbles: Indeed!

Buttercup: hehe! So much sugar!

But it wasn't just limited to just the 2 groups, it was all of Townsville! As many of the foods from grain, meat, dairy, fruits, Vegetables, and even oils had been mysteriously turned into desserts! And in spite of the questions the public had, the aroma from said desserts essentially made them want to eat it regardless, causing a dessert eating binge across the city.

[Cut to The Amoeba Boys' house, which is filled with piles of desserts.]

Slim: Woah! These taste delicious!

Junior: No kidding! These taste like heaven!

Bossman: Um, Boys, I'm not usually one to complain--that's Junior--but when he eats a lot of sugar, he gets--

Junior: The only thing I get sugar all day is a teeny, weeny... (Goes crazy and runs around the room)

Bossman: Ahh! Oh no! Sugar rush! Run, Slim. There's nothing healthy in his stomach to absorb the sweets! Run!

Slim: Neat! I'm getting one, too! RUN!! (starts shaking and his eyes go cuckoo and starts running around the room like crazy, along with Wanda)

Bossman: Wow. Nobody is listening to me. I feel like Junior. Oh well. You know the old saying: "When in Rome, let them eat cake." (eats a whole cake and drinks a glass of chocolate syrup) Ahh... (checks the time and gets a sugar rush, going cuckoo) Whee!!!

In time, the citizens acquired a severe sugar rush as many of their routines were done in mere minutes due to the amount of sugar in their bloodstream.

Brick: Boy mommy! This is amazing! We did all our work in no time at all!

Ms. Keane: I know sweetie! Though I am starting to feel heavy...

Boomer: Same here...

Brick: Maybe some Chocolate milk will ease it!

Carmelita: Sure honey!

As the 4 drink some chocolate milk, several pairs of eyes, one colored Green, one colored Red, and one Colored yellow look on as they grin menanceily.... 

(Cut to The Amoeba Boys' house)

Slim: [jumping on his bed] Wow! A jail sentence for just three minutes. How sweet is this dessert thing?

Bossman: Again, I'm not one to inject logic into a situation, whatever a situation is, but eventually, all this extra sugar energy will wear off.

Slim: And then what?

Bossman: Uh, I don't know. It has something to do with weight.

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