"That day, snow started to fall from the sky. Layers pilled up at the bus stop. I felt, empty that day as usual. Nothing really mattered. My job was just being a pizza delivery man. The pizza wasn't even that good.
As I stood at the bus stop, a person stood by me. I didn't exactly realize until their phone buzzed loudly. It caught my attention and I turned too see a handsome, yet beautiful person. I don't exactly know how to describe it but it was like, if a beautiful woman was mixed with a handsome man, and it just- worked!
The bus came and they got on, I just stood there, like a idiot. That was, until the bus driver snapped me out of it.'Hey! You, you getting on or what?' I nervously stepped inside the bus.'Right, right sorry!' As I got in, I spotted them sitting by a window, so of course, I purposefully sat next to them, which was somewhere in the middle part of the bus.
They watched through the window with boredom. I must have looked stupid because the next thing I know. The bus made an abrupt stop and my head leaned on their shoulder!
'I am so sorry!' Im a 6'8 feet tall idiot, with a shiny head. They tilted their head slightly, put their hands up as high as their shoulders, and gave a nervous smile. 'Oh,no it's okay, heh, really!'
My heart was shot with Cupid's arrow 1,000 times. They way they looked at me, their voice, their face, hair, eyes, everything! What would my life be like if I ever got with them? I would be the happiest man in the world!
'No, no I'm truly sorry, how about I make it up to you with coffee at that nearby coffee shop?' This was my moment! 'Sorry but I'm just getting to work. I don't exactly have time for coffee.' My heart sank like the titanic. 'Oh. Right, busy, then how about Saturday at 3:30pm?' Then you can't guess what they did next! They agreed! But then they stopped the bus quickly since they just missed their stop and bolted out the door."
A browned long curly haired woman, with a flowery shirt, grayish suit, red glasses, and black high heels flipped the next page of her notepad to continue writing what he said. "Is that it Peter?" She looks to 'Peter' after taking her eyes off her notepad. Peter was on a pink lounge sofa. "Just tell me Ms. Agnus, who were/was she/he/they?" 'Ms. Agnus stops looking at her notes and ponders for a moment.
"Most of this town visits me for therapy so maybe your in luck!" Ms. Agnus guessed. "I really hope so." Peter prayed. Ms. Agnus goes to her files drawer and pull out 10 files. "Any of these look like them?" Peter looked at the files before pointing out one, with a person named ^First name here, Last name here^. "Ah that's ^Y/n^, you must really fancy them. But I advise slow steps first okay? Make sure your ready for a relationship!" Ms. Agnus enthusiastically explained.
"Right." Peter's face hardens at the thought that he can't handle a relationship. Ms.Agnus try's to be comforting "It's okay Peter. It just takes time, anyways with this new information I need to get some paper work done. I'll get Everly to come clean up this room. Come back next Friday will you?" Peter nods and Ms.Agnus takes the opportunity to leave.
Peter however, doesn't, and instead stays in the room, looking at the file. The beautiful face of, what seems to be a god, really took his heart. He just wants to have his heart back. So why can't he go over there and get it himself? Why wait?
"Hey, yo, Peter, you there?" Everly taps on Peter's shoulder, trying to get his attention. Peter jumps at the sudden touch. "Ah! You scared me Everly!" Peter proclaimed. "Pfhtt- Oooh-ho-ho-ho what you looking at?" Everly give a smirk. Peter turns around to see a blond girl with pink dye at the end of her hair, freckles dotted on her face, baggy clothing, and with a broom in her hands.
"N-nothing!" Peter answered while hugging the file tightly so Everly could not see it. "Come-on man! I'm not that dirty that I can't see Ms.Agnus's files!" Everly assured. "I never said you were dirty I was just-" as Peter tried to explain Everly snatched the file. "Oooh, you like someone?" Everly then proceeded to kiss the broom like it's a person. "Shut up doofus."Peter mumbled.
"I know a thing or two about love you know." Everly continued as she gave the file back to Peter. "I can help you win them over." She offered. "Really!?" Peter jumped up in joy! "Under one condition, you don't tell Ms.Agnus." Everly demanded. "Okay! I won't! Just tell me what to do to win them over!"
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My dear detective
FanficThis story is going to be a AU off the original. !!If your relationship is looking like the original PLEASE get help. That isn't healthy to have!! 18+! The art isn't mine!!! May contain: gore cussing A obsessive boyfriend Sadness Smut [this would b...