What A Wedgieful Life

The Bullied Senior

Max looked down both hallways to make sure that the coast was clear. All he saw was other students talking. He was really annoyed with the fact that he was still worried about being bullied even though he was a senior now. "Why can't people just grow up? So immature." Max thought as he started to walk down the hallway to his locker. Max walked up to his locker and started putting his locker combination in when he noticed someone walking towards his direction from the corner of his eyes.

He turned around and saw that it was Michael, one of his bullies at school. "Shit." Max whispered as he turned back around and hurried to open his locker to get his things. He grabbed his journals and books and closes his locker in a hurry. He started speed walking to his first class so that he could avoid Michael. Michael noticed that and started lightly jogging towards Max. He caught up to Max shortly and put his right arm around Max's shoulders causing him to pause. "Woah. Woah. Woah. What's the rush Max? Aren't you glad to see me?" Michael said with a smirk. Because Michael was much taller than Max with Michael being 6'1 and Max being 5'4, Max had to look up at Michael.

"Ugh. Michael, what do you want? I'm trying to get to class." Michael complained. "Wow. Here I am trying to be nice and check to see how your doing, and this is what I get in return. I'm hurt Max. I really am. But not as much as your about to be." Michael said as he lifted up Max's shirt with his free hand and grabbed ahold of the waistband to Max's Fruit of the Loom tighty whities. Michael then pulled up on Max's underwear revealing the legholes immediately. "Ahhhhhh! Stooooop! Be reasonable!" Max yelled out it pain.

"Reasonable? What makes you think that I'm not being reasonable?" Michael chuckled and started doing multiple yanks on Max's undies. Because Max still had his books and journals in his hands, he was completely unable to defend against the wedgie. All he could do was stand on his tiptoes to lessen the pain of the wedgie and groan and yell in pain.

"Gaaaaaaaah! Mi-Micheal. Nggghhhhh. W-we're both 18 now. We h-have to OW to act like adults. Ahhhh. Do-don't you think the whole wedgie thing is beneath you?" Max pleaded. Michael stopped yanking on Max's underwear after that question, but kept a firm grip on them keeping the wedgie in place. Max stood helplessly on his tiptoes hoping that his words got through to Michael. "Hmmmmmm. Nope! It's just too fun pulling on your undies. Besides, you know what they say, "You're only as old as you feel." Michael said with a snicker.

Michael then pulled the underwear as hard as he could making it reach up to the back of Max's head. "Owowowowow! Ahhhhh!" Max yelled in pain. "Wow, these bad boys are a lot stretchier than usual." Michael laughed. Max normally wears size large underwear, but had switched to extra large because he started gaining weight. Michael kept pulling on the undies and got them over Max's head. Max's screams of pain seemed to motivate Michael and he managed to pull the waistband of the underwear over Max's eyes.

With the underwear firmly hooked past Max's forehead, Michael let go of the underwear and takes a step back to enjoy his work. "Damn. I'm good." Michael said with pride in his voice and a big smile on his face. Devon, Michael's best friend walks over to him laughing hysterically. "Bro! You literally pulled the wool over his eyes." Devon said still laughing his ass off. Devon and Michael both started laughing and dapped each other up. "We'll see you around, dork." Devon said to Max as he and Michael walk off laughing in victory.

Max's atomic wedgie left him at an angle that looked like his back was a slope. Because his hands were occupied, he tried kneeling to the ground to put his stuff down, but it only made the wedgie worse causing him to groan in pain. He decided to just drop his stuff to the ground so that he could remove his wedgie. He unhooked his underwear from his head and his stretched out underwear slumped to his back.

"Ahhhhh. Freaking assholes." Max said in annoyance as he stuffed his undies back into his pants and fixed his wedgie. Max picked up his things an started walking to his class. "Today's gonna be a long day." Max thought as he opened the door to his class.
His class went by relatively easy and smooth which he was thankful for because after class he would've have to go to his least favorite class: PE.