Spongebob was sitting inside on a cold winter day. "What should I do today? The krusty krab was my life. Why did I quit? Oh yeah. I'm too lazy", spongebob said aloud as his best friend Patrick walked in his door. "Hey spongebob, let's go to Starbucks!"
"YASS BOO!" Spongebob said as he put on his favorite pants and ran out the door.
Starbucks was crowded as always. Spongebob went up to the counter and ordered Patrick and himself a coffee and sat down at the table where Patrick was taking selfies on his iphone 6.
"Hey Patrick!"
"Yeah spongebob?" Patrick swallowed his coffee whole.
"Go like my new picture on Instagram!"
Patrick lazily clicked on Instagram and spongebobs photo hashtaged #typicalwhitegirl popped up on the screen. Patrick liked the photo. Spongebob finished his coffee and they left the store.
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