char: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
sd: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
sunny: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
dracul: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
sd: Looks like someone's a [beep].
naga: NaBrO.
tigo: I'm done with all of you!