Pico and Kat turned around, only to see Dixon and Earnest not too far away from them.
Earnest: Well, well, what do we have here?!
Dixon: Why, if my eyes are correct, I think I see two lovebirds!
Earnest: And I see that they're two other couples! [He pointed at Silver, Blaze, Boyfriend, and Girlfriend]
Blaze: Hey, me and Silver aren't dating, Earnest!
Boyfriend: And both of you might wanna leave before things get ugly!
Earnest: [Sarcastically] Ooh, I'm so scared! Some blue midget is gonna beat us to a bloody pulp! You can't do anything, Blueberry!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah?! [He pulled out his microphone] RAP BATTLE!!!!!
Earnest: [Walking past Boyfriend] Sorry, I'm not into singing with blue peasants like you!
Boyfriend: [Offended] HEY!!!!
Earnest: [Completely ignoring Boyfriend, he walked over to Kat and Pico] Such a cute couple you two are!
Kat and Pico: [Madly blushing] C-C-Couple...?!
Dixon: Don't worry... We're not here to hurt any of you! We're just here for her! [He pointed at Kat]
Pico: [He put his arm in front of Kat, trying to protect her] What do you want from her?!
Dixon: Oh, I just wanna take her back to my place for some tea! That's all!
Kat: But I don't want to go with you! I want to stay with Pico and my friends!
Dixon: Aww, but Kat, I saved you earlier, and I'm trying to be nice and make up for all the mean stuff I did to you and your friends!
Pico: [He was now hiding Kat behind his back] Hey! She said she didn't want to go with you, so leave her alone!
Earnest: Since when were you in this conversation, ginger?!
Pico: We're on a date, and we don't want you spoiling it!
Dixon: Is that so? [He grabbed Pico by his suit and pushed him to the ground, stepping on the ginger]
Pico: Hey!
Earnest: [While Pico was distracted, he went behind Kat and grabbed her]
Kat: Hey!
Earnest: Don't worry, Ms. Kat! You'll be in good hands! Hands that are much better than that ginger's, by the way!
Kat: [Struggling to get free from Earnest's grasp] I don't wanna be in your grubby hands!
Earnest: [Offended] Grubby?! I'll have you know that I wash my hands at least five times a day, so you need to shut up!
Kat: Let me go! I just wanna be with Pico!
Earnest: [He chuckled smugly] That's not gonna happen, Kitty Kat Dearest!
Dixon: Exactly, because you'll never be seeing your sweet little Pico again! [He pulled out a gun and pointed it at the ginger's head] And I'll make sure of that!
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Team Forces Adventures: Triple Date
FanfictionIn attempts to get Pico to confess his feelings for Kat, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Silver, and Blaze decide to set up a triple date, but a jealous Earnest and bitter Dixon try to crash the date.