Inanimate Insanity Highschool Oneshots

YINYANG's PROM CONFUSION

Yin: hi!
Yang: What?

"Remember, this beautiful event will start tomorrow at noon!"
"We all hope you see you there..!"

NO-ONE'S POV:
As Lightbulb's and OJ's voices echo the hall, silence was shattered immediately with chatter. Many were surprised for the sudden event since it was so early in the year. Some where shook and some were excited, many emotions had spread around like a wild fire!

Yinyang we're both concerned. No-one really liked those two and their only friends were Tissues and Candle, but they were mostly taken. Candle would've been with silver spoon and Tissues would've been with cheesy or trophy. They either had to stay absent or just go with another person that is also alone. They didn't want to just be randomly paired, anything bad could literally happen!

YINYANG's POV:
"Jeez, we need a f7cking partner!? This event is sh1tty as hell"
"Yang! Don't say that, we could get in trouble you know? Now, we need to find a partner.."
"Yin, we may as-well not go! This horrendous school want's us to dance with someo-"
"Yang! Shush, let's not say that when others are around..."

[ their lil brain 🥹 ]
Oh jeez, people are around, staring at us. Yang, why did you make a scene..?
Because I can? What are you gonna do about it huh!?
I will hit you!
We share a body, wtf?
Oh.. your right, we still need to find a date before we become a laughing stock! People are gonna think more badly of us and we may not be even have friends anymore! This depends on us so much I-
We should not go, I told you this already dumb@ss. It's not a big deal, why are you overthinking this again? Oh Cmon b1tch, if you wanna find someone so badly then let's just get someone random?
What if they dislike us!? Many students here hate or despise us for our body and how we act around others... They say it's annoying.
Like I give a damn. Let's just ask our friends then we'll find someone so you will SHUT UP!
Oh, okay!

LIGHTBULB's POV:
I'm so excited for the prom! I wonder who will get prom queen? what snacks will there be? Who will be with who!? The questions are just about endless!! Why are people so upset though? Especially yinyang, they seem to be more closed in and quiet now, seems strange to me. Eh, it's none of my business.

I now gotta set up the cafeteria to look like a prom thingy, that's a little strange. I mean the cafeteria is the biggest.. or is it the gym...? Uhhhhhhhh, oh well, too late!

Wait, I could just get my friends to help during break, the cafeteria is gonna be closed and they will starve anyways, so they wouldn't mind! Paintbrush is tall enough to reach stuff and testtube and fan together know designing, so I'll force them to help me during break! Yeah! That's a great plan!!!

Now, the decorations. Provided from Mr Mephone, their kinda ugly but he ate my oatmeal raisin cookies. That darn slob, always eating everything he sees! No wonder why he has a three-course meal for lunch, he loves food so much! It's like his whole life... He literally is not helping me and OJ with the decorations and is just, eatting... Is that a milk jug with the word 'twitter meme' on it? Strange, must be something that happened on twitter. I'll just ask fan, he knows a lot about twitter!

NO-ONE's POV:
Lightbulb started to rush around the cafeteria, cleaning, decorating and eating. Lightbulb sometimes despise Mephone4's lazy traits that he always uses it to get his way. One time Lightbulb didn't really care after a bit, she just called it a day and just called him a 'Fussy device'. Paintbrush would try not to laugh, incase if mephone4 was around to fire them.

Yinyang started to ask random students if they could be their partner for the prom, but their luck today was just horrible. It took Yinyang an extremely long time to even try to talk to someone. Everyone would just move away, ignore them or just try to end the conversation after five seconds. Yin felt upset and desperate while Yang did not care one bit.