Shrek x Reader

Shrek.

Shrek woke up one sunny morning although even if it was sunny, it was very gloomy.

Shrek showered and washed his hairy armpits with frog pee and went to go meet his bestie sonic.

"ayyyy sonic wut up my MANNNN"
"ay I've been good recently found a GORL he-i mean she is fine as hell"

:sus rock face:

"wot u mean by HE?"

"uuuhHJwkwmndjenwnwnwnshhxjwnwbwbshshyxhdns gotta go fast ehehehheheheisjdnrbwmwlmwnfjekwk"

Shrek helicoptered his way chasing sonic even without reaching him, he saw a BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS HANDSOME AMD EPIC LOOKING reader

Shrek danced and pranced his way to the reader and began to twerk in their face

"omg papi u so fine where can em get more of yuuu😍 👁️👄👁️"

"okey baba grol my address is 69,420 poo poo diarrhea street come check me out later uwu"

The reader twerked on a pileof poo uwuwuwuwuieueuhshshskzmznxnskskseujdjsjsjwoool.

The reader began to have massive diarrhea upon the pee peee diarrhea frogs and walked off like nothing happened.
The reader went home knowing that their new boyfriend is going to be able to be her new diarrhea partner .