Heyo. My name is Chosnane and my lyfe is basically just basically a mmmm watchya say song. Like srsly dou.
Like my puppy stepped on, mmm watchya say.
My mom sleep walks into my room and farts on my face, mmmm watchya saaayy.
And my friend mistakes me for a cockroach and shoots my foot 7 times (7 is my lucky number so its okay). MMMM WHATCHYA SAAYYY.
Like dayum what does a gurl gotta gosh darn diddly do to have some retro song play in the background ofmylife. Oh jeeZzz so jealous of my home gurl Beyonce.
Yeah, dats right, we chill we hang we high the ultimate fives.
Yeah my 10 beyonce posters are the bestest friends a gurl can soo havee, like but i hate how they always be watchin. Its gross, thoughs perverts. Thats why i tapped dildos to my posters, its more amusing that way.
So anyway lets start off with my day. I put on me clothes so i not nude like thoughs nakid females at my learning establishment and head off.
I put in my headphones and listen to my favorite Playlist on my phone. The wheels on the bus dance remixs.
"The wheels, whe whe wheels on the Buusssssss gogoggo rouuuund and rounnnddd" my hips are soooo not fibbing right meow. I mean now. Im nota cat. Pfff.
Cats are for pussys.... AYY SEA WHUT I DID THERE? no? OlAY mmoving on.
While dancing to these sick beats i bump into a big block of meat. That block of meat is my future lover i i mean husband i mean friend. Damnit i mean neighbor.
"Wooooww duuurr" i say seductively as possible.
"Um hello" unnfffff that accent unnfff. My seduction ia working he is panting for me ayy ayy ayy.
"Noice accent govna" so cool
"Um that wasnt an accent, it was me being out of breath for that intense Collison". Don't hide from mee i know you wantto claim my bearskan rug.
"Wait are you my n3w neighbor?" Omg you stalk me dont you, just ask me to be your mistress already, jk he not married.
"Oh ye... totes." Keep it cool, relaxed lingo.
"Oh well, my names david, what is yours" unf just pull out da ring i say yas yas yas.
"Chosnane"
"Is.. is that a joke" bitch
"Bitch what you say, my names fly"
"You name means watery poop in farsi' omg
"Omg"
Mmmmm whatchya saayyyy.
