Chap 1 <3

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No one's POV:

Craig and tweek were just hanging out with Craig's group when suddenly Craig thought of something that's weird and odd.

"guys, is it normal to hold your homies hand?" Craig asked

The guys weirdly looked at him aside from tweek, he was fidgeting with the fidget spinner Craig gave him. Clyde
Responded

"dude, are you hearing yourself right now?, you must be out of your mind right now dude"

Jimmy too respond "I'm not m-m-making fu-fun of you craig but that's j-just crazy talk"

Then Tolkien spoke up "hey now guys, he was just asking a question but what gender are you referring to?. A male or a female"

Craig straight up said "a male duh?"

They sighed and rubbed their forehead. clyed whispered 'oh my gawd bru' with Tolkien whispering 'das crazy'. Clyed turned to tweek. seeing a blonde boy playing with a fidget spinner whilst saying random noises

"hey tweek, how do you feel about Craig holding a males hand?" he curiously asked the blonde boy

"ahhngn I don't know.." tweek said as he continued playing

"whatever. You guys are just homophobic" Craig said as he flipped them off

"excuse me?, you should be saying that to cartman. Don't you dare say that to us" Clyde said and they dramatically faked cry

"what do you mean?, isn't cartman transgender or some shit?, plus he
Literally ships Stan and Kyle together.."
Craig said confusingly

"not only that but I heard he ships someone in our group" tweek said

"That's true!. I even heard he has this friend whose name is cupid ye I personally think he's just an imagination" Tolkien said

"isn't cupid ye a Walmart version of
the cupid, yk the one who wears a diaper and has these rosey cheeks"
Clyed added

"how d-do you g-guys even know t-that kind of info?" Jimmy asked

"yeah, and he ships someone in this group? That's a big no no, I bet it's
Tolkien and clyde" Craig snickered

Clyde and Tolkien scoffed "ain't no way bru, It's YOU and tweek bro
don't even lie" Tolkien said

"ew sick dude. I'm not gay and neither is tweek" Craig added

"that's so true" tweek said with his random noises

"whatever we'll ask cartman later, after school ends deal?" clyed said

"deal" they all said

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This is rlly short 😭😭

I hope you enjoyed this Chap <3

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