why me?

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His Shoes!

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(Drake P.O.V)

After 20 minutes of going crazy trying to find my balls, i calmed down. After all, what can you really do when you wake up and turn into the opposite sex? let me tell you,fucking nothing and it sucks. I mean why me? i didn't do anything wrong, I'm a good boy. Sure i guess i'm a bit of a player and maybe i've broke a few hearts but in the end the girls get over me and they learn a important lesson, love isn't real! So i don't think it fair to punish me for teaching girls important lessons in life and having a bit of fun doing it.

I didn't even brother to see if the girl i turn into is hot, cause for once i really don't care. I just want my hot body back.

I jump out of shock because the sudden burst of music i think it was perfect from pink. Damn i need my body back I'm starting to act like a girl and i haven't even been in this stupid body for long.

shortly i found out it was a phone ringing and i look under the pillow to see a pink blackberry . Looking at caller I.D and noting there was a  girl ringing  called Racquel. who the fuck calls in 10 am on a Saturday morning.

"Ermmm...hello"

"why did it  take you so long to answer the phone?"

"Excuse me? how did you know i wasn't sleeping"

"Monique don't try the sleeping card with me, after being your BEST FRIEND for 3 years im hurt u don't think i know u always wake up around 8"  Wake up at eight? don't this girl have a life. who in their right mind would wake up that early? and on a Saturday.

"HEY MONIQUE"!....you listening."

"What the hell. is there any need to shout!."

"well maybe if you wasnt-" i hanged up on her. boy she was annoying and i didn't wanna deal with her so early in the morning. besides its not like i knew her.

The phone kept on ringing but no way was i gonna pick up. I knew she wasn't going to be ok with me hanging up, any normal girl wouldn't be.

WAIT a sec. my body couldn't of just disappear. what if somehow this Monique girl is in my body. if I'm right, which don't happen often then i should be able to call and talk to her. Shit i forgot i lost my phone along with all my contacts and my booty calls.........HAHA! Bitch, Justin should be at mine.

"Hello"

"dude! ermm...i mean can i talk to Drake please?" man is weird saying your own name out loud and even weirder wanting to talk to myself, well not exactly me but you get what i mean.

"Ermm...sure i guess.WAIT who's this?" i wish i could tell him. we haven't kept secrets from each other seen first grade and that didn't end well.

"Monique" but i cant tell him, i really don't think he will believe me. i mean this shit don't happen everyday. wait does it ?

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