"Okay i know business is running a bit slow lately" blitz said "now it's nobody fault l'm not putting the blame on anyone " blitz continued as he faced his employees "moxxie." He said bluntly. Moxxie gives him a wtf look "so we need bright ideas to get business drumming up again!" Blitz said "how about a car wash?" Millie suggested "this is hell Millie no cares about cars being cleaned here alright!" Blitz said annoyed "I have an idea, what about a billboard?" Angel suggested "exactly what I was gonna say A!" Blitz said cheerfully
"Hate to burst both of your bubbles but we can't afford a billboard" moxxie sighed
"Helpful moxxie glad your in the room right now" blitz shoved moxxie off screen and says "have you forgotten what service we provide" blitz turns on a TV that shows blitz hitting someone in the head with a hammer, moxxie shooting a guy with a shotgun, Loona bitting a person, Millie decapitating someone with a spear giggling and Angel stabbing someone with a sword.
"Ah, those were the good times" blitz said as he holds a bowl of popcorn out that Loona, Millie and Angel eat out of " I don't need any reminding sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on a obnoxious TV ad last week. One you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel that nobody watches" moxxie explained very annoyed
"Uh hey excuse me, what's obnoxious about a super fun jingle, alright it's a fun distraction when an advertisement is spitting bullshit" Blitz explained as he walked around the meeting room "people love musicals sir" Millie said "eh their okay" angel said "exactly Millie and were basically doing a musical!" Blitz said
"Are you gonna crush my musical dreams like my dad did?" Blitz said having a mood change" "sir i-" moxxie tried to explain himself but gets cut off "because all right now, all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside" blitz dramatically said "there, there" angel said hugging a blitz
"Are you trying to crush his dreams moxxie?" Millie asked "i- what?" " I thought I knew you~" Millie said flirting with her husband "I can't believe you moxxie, after blitz made you employee of the month" angel said as she holds a funny picture up with her tail, still hugging blitz
"Uh, Angel you can let go of me now.." blitz said. Angel blushed a bit and said "sorry boss" angel let's go of blitz and says "but shame on you moxxie!" "Okay! I'm sorry a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater. Nobody actually likes the jingle" moxxie explained "I liked it" Millie said "do not- do not agree with him in front of me" moxxie said turning to his wife
The scene changes to numbers
3, 2, 1
"Hi there I'm blitz, the o is silent. And I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got sent to hell or are you a innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else"
The scene switches to a sinner wearing a shirt that says 'ohio' and a cardboard that says 'some guy who hired us!"
"After loving killing my wife for FUCKING A DELIVERY MAN, you can imagine my surprise when I round up here, after the state of Ohio killed me. I really wish I could stick it to that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body!"
The scene changes and goes back to blitz and with moxxie, Millie and Angel setting up candles in the background
"Well luckily for you thanks for our company's special access to the living world. We can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" Blitz backs up to the now created portal and falls back
🎵when you want somebody gone but you don't wanna wait to long🎵
🎵Call the immediate murder professionals🎵
🎵Hand grenade or cyanide🎵
🎵 We'll make it look like suicide🎵
🎵The immediate murder professionals🎵
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A Hopeless Romantic - Helluva boss Ft. oc (Slow Updates) -
Фанфик"why can't someone love me? it's not fair!" a succubi/imp hybrid is trying to find they're true love. How will her journey go? And who will she'll end up with? Stay tune!
