The Torflop and the Hairussy

Part 1

Hairussy: Augh move you slow beech

Torflop: Pak u beech im a fockin tortoise. Of course im gonna be fockin slow.

Hairussy: Flop

Torflop: If you're fast, then lets race

Hairussy: Ugh, fine😡

Narratwhore: After that, the flops gathered in the forest to watch the race. The Hairussy got the lead at first but fell asleep bcuz they were lazy.

Hairussy: Augh im so tired. Im gonna sleep under this tree.

Jiafei: Omg a flop. Should i kidnap it?

Narratwhore: And just like that, Hairussy got kidnapped by Jiafei.

Torflop: Where is that Hair flop? Im so close to the finish line....

Narratwhore: Torflop won the race and all the flops celebrated with him. The end