𝐀𝐃𝐃 𝐌𝐄 ?!

𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐬

your groggy, half-awake figure grumbled as your blue lock alarm began to go off at 5:00 in the morning.

god, i fucking hate this job.

"wake up, kid. you have two hours to prepare the food before the boys wake up." ego's voice came from the device that was attached to the wall. "...mm... just... give me five minutes...--",

before you could even reason with your boss any further, the lights of your room abruptly switched on, quite literally blinding you into waking up.

"ow--! fuck! okay, dammit! i'm up!" you whined in annoyance as you covered your eyes to shield them from the bright, white lights. "good. quickly now, i thought you were going to make me your best plate of yakisoba? unless you've give up, of course. that's quite pathetic, though, i must admit." he taunted.

in an instant, you shot up from bed and threw a pillow at the alarm clock to shut him up.

"who the hell are you calling pathetic?! it's five in the damn morning!" you yelled.

grumpily, you snagged your phone off your table and opened your notifications to the group chat between you, nagi, and reo. much to your amusement, they were up until 3am playing billiards on iMessage.

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3:19 AM

cunt of the cult
fuck you nagi oml that was
so unfair

cult vp
skill issue tbh

5:05 AM

could you idiots not do this shit
in peace in ur bedrooms or DMS??
UR LITERALLY RIGHT FUCKING NEXT
TO EACH OTHER R U BOTH DUMB
WHY DID U SPAM OUR GC

cunt of the cult
karma for bullying me last
night u ugly mean cunt

funny
cz im not the one whose name is
literally "cunt of the cult" in the mf
group chat

cunt of the cult
I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS.
you and nagi bullied me and
forced that name on me i hate
both of u sm 😾😾
im suing u the second i get out
of here 🤗

yeah sue me cs u werent skilled
enough to stay in blue lock mhm😐
cant wait til ego tells ur copycat ass
to lOCk oFf ill SHIT myself laughing
anyways speaking of nagi where is
he i wanna say gm to pretty boy 🥰

cunt of the cult
say it then??
im waiting 🥱🥱

i said pretty not facially challenged

cunt of the cult
FUCK YOU???? IM SO HOT WDYM.

lets not take it from the bitch that
looks like nagatoro LMFAOOO ONG
im such a fucking genius im CRYING

cunt of the cult
idfk who that is but whatever
anw nagis sleeping rn he usually
gets up at like 8:30 or 9

booooooo
lame

cunt of the cult
DONT CALL MY TREASURE LAME
nagi sleeps however long he wants

and u of all ppl called ME a twink🤔
well whatever i gtg nagatoro cu later

cunt of the cult
ok but srsly who in tf is nagatoro
and why do u keep calling me that
BUT BYEE DONT POISON MY FOOD
disliked by cult leader

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after you got dressed into your uniform, you immediately headed over to the dining area to get ready for your first official day. the dimly lit hallways of blue lock somewhat creeped you out, especially considering how early in the morning it was, but you brushed it off by humming a sweet tune to yourself.

no one's awake, it's fine. it's not like those morons would hear me, anyway. the doors and rooms are all soundproof, so whatever goes on outside their rooms, they can't hear.

you were met with instant karma after that thought had made its way into your brain.

as you approached the employee's room for the kitchen, two hands suddenly grabbed you by the shoulders, and then came a loud voice that yelled: "BOOM! "

somewhere inside of you, you began to regret what you had thought this morning as your alarm woke you up.

forgot already? let me remind you.

" god, i fucking hate this job. "

as annoying as it was to wake up at 5 in the morning to cook 300 boys their meals like a mother at an orphanage, you still got paid for it. in fact, quite generously, at that.

i know what you're wondering.

but what's the monthly income of a blue lock employee— actually, blue lock's ONLY employee, anyway? surely it can't be that high, right?

yeah, no. dead wrong, actually.

for every week that you endured through working in blue lock, you earned not only four thousand yen, or fourteen thousand yen, but FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND yen. every fucking week. by cleaning up after stinky, sweaty, soccer-salivating boys and making them food for approximately 7 days, you were already earning TWENTY TWO TIMES the amount of any average chef in japan.

and although dealing with the blue lock boys was sometimes incredibly annoying, you had to admit, you liked the money. you complained a lot, sure, but you never actually meant it!

so when you let out the most spine-chilling shriek known to mankind, that most definitely just exposed your femininity from your voice that sounded about fifteen octaves higher than your usual voice,

you knew you were gonna be kissing that paycheck goodbye.

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ル ˖ ♡ ₍ ᐢ..ᐢ ₎ 📍 ࣪ . ›

srry its short i have writers block

anyways reo = nagatoro idc what yall say