#1 U know how your parents are always saying they know a lot of words we can't say because we don't know what it means. Well the know ALOT!!!!!of things we can't say.
#2 If u meet a girl with bad breath the worst thing that could happen is get stuck in a big plastic ball with her.
#3 which one would u weather have a girls bad breath in your nose and our nose getting sick or you getting sick.
#4 Man said whats the difference between broccoli and boogers. Kid said we don't eat broccoli.
#5 One Man said " aren't they such beautiful kids he said having pictures in his wallet. Second man " what pretty kids u have there. One man oh .there not mine I cut them out of a magazine.
#5 little girl says my teacher says I can be anything we want to be why did u become an old lady?
#6 why did the police go to the baseball game? Because she heard someone stole first base.
#7 why did the book join the police? Because he wanted to go undercover.
#8knock, knock whose there old lady,old lady who. I didn't know u did yodel.
#9what do u call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
#10why are turkeys smarter than chickens? Ever heard of kuntucky Fried Chicken.
#11why did the banana go to the Dr? Because he wasn't peeling right.
#12what do u call a ghosts mother and father? Transparent.
#13old lady's at weddings are always poking me saying your next so I do the same thing at funerals.
#14 knock,knock, whose there? Gorilla, gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger I'm hungry.
#15 what did the judge say when the sunk was in the court.? Ouder in the court.
#16 I think I'll name you Sarah said the mom. Sorry that names already taken u can name it Sara 1243 or Sarah_12.
#17 why is Monday so far from Friday,and Friday is so close to Monday?
#18 yo mama so uguly when she walked by a picture it fell off the wall.
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