I walk in on my bf making brunch with salad for lunch munch munch and I see my ex toaster oven?! Tf she doing here??!? I confronted my bf and he said "you look like a chicken nugget" and this would make sense because I'm built like a brick but then he tells Mrs toaster stroodle that she is sweet?! Who does he think he is, so I slap him and kick him out on the street but guess what?! He said Mrs stroodle is his mom? Like I would believe that so I am no longer Macekrnzie oopsile Stroodle I am now an umpa lompa and my new daddy is silly wonka, thanks for your lying. Btw this is what I look like so if you like me hmu 😏😏😏😏🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️😈😈
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