(DISCONTIUNED) Wof play ToD

O hear them plea

We are putting on a play because no one likes summiting dares or truths.  And yes, I forced them. Enjoy.

Banana: Where tf are the truths? And the dares?

Tsunami: O where are the F*CKING dares?

Glory: I shall not live another day if I don't get any truths.

Banana: (perfect!)

Glory: (Why do I have to do this?)

Banana: (CONTINUE)

Glory: Even Rapunzel's tears won't save me from this despair I feel when I get no dares.

Tsunami: O how, I miss those dares.

Clay: (LMAO)

Tsunami: (SHUT UP CLAY)

Sunny: *comes skipping in* I am filled with dares and delightedly healthy.

Tsunami: O how I envy you.

Glory: Where O Where are those dares?

Tsunami: Will I have to thrive by myself, with no one who likes me?

Glory: Will I have to survive in this world with no entrainment, and no questions?

Tsunami & Glory: *points at DoD from other ToD books* O how we envy them, full of dares.

Winter: *Comes in* O how I have no truths? With no one who cares about my life?

Qibli: *Comes in* O can I survive? With all these pieces of my life, stuffed inside of me?

Kinkajou: *Comes in* O will I ever get to taste the sweetness of sugar? 

Moon: *comes in* Will I never get to see what is behind the fourth wall? Oh, how I wonder.

Peril: *comes in* How will I ever get to kill someone else again?

Clay: (LLLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO)

Peril: (SHUT UP CLAY!)

Starflight: *comes in* Will I never get to know my mother? And why did she let Morrowseer take my egg?

Banana: *Deep breath* O my dear readers, hear the plea.

All: O How will I ever see what it is like to read minds? Or taste how humans eat their veggies?

Glory: O how I wish the dares would pour in.

Tsunami: Oh how I wish I had more truths.

Glory: O I just wish, I had mor- OKAY this is dumb.

Banana: Come on! You were doing great!

Tsunami: I'm so embarrassed, Why did you have to record that?

Banana: Well, I think you did something.

Moon: Please stop thinking what you're thinking.

Banana: Please stop seeing what I'm thinking. 

Moon: Okay, fair enough.

Glory: What-

Clay: LMAOOOO

Peril: SHUT. UP. CLAY.

Clay: pfft- no.

Banana: Well sh*t bye.