I LOVE DANCE!!!!! Thank goodness gracious im leaving this shithole that is Blackpool and moving to hot sunny Pittsburgh!!! Im sick of the scrotes and tourists running me over with their suitcases and caravans!!!! i once got hit by a mans hotdog truck and i couldnt dance for 10 years!!!!
I wake up in y double king bed because im rich lol. I stare out of my 10 foot window and admire blackpool tower for one last time. a single tear falls down my porceline face. waaaaaaaa ;(
My mummy runs into my room and chucks a cardboard box at my fat head, all of the kitchen appliances thwack me in the skull, damaging my cerbebral cortex, ouchie!!! i stunble back onto my bed and scream and cry and whine due to pain!!! After this conundrum we launch the boxes through the window of our skanky manky flat and it lands perfefctly into the back of the moving truck (we done this 10x).
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deer diareha,
we are in move trucj. idk whos driving but they are so hashtag baddd! OMG WHAT THE HELL ABOUT TO FLY OUT OF THIS TRUCKL! (chrash) its abit cold out here omg why am i fly i lita segual oh no im on a rollercoasfter (this is so serious! NOT A METAPHO R NOT ENG LANG PAPER 5) AHHHHHHHHHH IM LIT ON THE RIDE OMG THIS IS THE BIG ON R OK IM BACK
I climb out of the truck and cast muy eyes upon the airport, woweee!!!! so large!!! i sprint inside, leaving mummy wummy to deal with the bomb which has just exploded ohno!!!!! lol lamoooo!!!
anyway we skip check in and security bc thats lit so boring. me and my mum stumble across a big shop in duty free and we decide that its best if we just rob it. we fill our bags with food e.c.t then we make a run for it - to gate 654785433246 where our plane is taking off rn????!!
the plane sees that we not on it so it does a looty loop which sends the passengers flying out of their seat crashing their skulls into the over head cabins where suitcases crash onto them. no damage done! anayway we be bard the plane and sit down into our so rich so buisssnesss classes seats. then a party happens and we land then i do my geograpghty homwowek. lol im getting a U grade xx
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