bobby cried at the death of his best friend andy.
dog travis licked the tears off his face.
ellie gloated at the death of her ex-husband.
her grin increased the further away andy got into the sky.
"wow! that is one powerful canon!" jules announces.
"el, i can't believe you really did that..." bobby says tearfully.
"oh boo hoo, he tried to kill us with cougars," ellie says back, "this is gulf haven, not cougar town!"
"well baby, we'd better get home." ellie says to jules.
"coming sweetheart!" jules replies.
jules and ellie return back to their house.
"considering what you said after you almost died," jules recalls, "i want to have children too."
"oh em gee, that is supes great news!"
laurie!!!!
"you guys are supes cute together, you're my otp🥰🥰" laurie tells jules and ellie.
"jelly where'd you come from???" ellie asks shocked at how she got into their house, "and wtf is an otp?"
"one true pairing!" laurie replies.
"awe laurieeeee, that is so sweet!" jules says to laurie giving her a massive jules hug.
"where is andy? i've been babysitting stan all day and it's time for my mani pedi." laurie asks ellie.
"oh i shot him into the sun." ellie says.
"dayummm, you went psycho ellie!" laurie says shocked.
"it was deserved, he sent out cougars to try and kill us." ellie explains.
"ahh shit, DESERVED!" laurie says back.
jules and ellie head to the fertility clinic to talk about their options for pregnancy.
"which one of you is julia?" the fertility guy asks.
"that's me!" jules replies.
"you're fertile as helll, i'd recommended you getting pregnant." he says to her.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD AND DRIED UP" ellie says, absolutely livid that jules is more fertile than her.
she shoots him one of her death glares.
he looks at her chart.
"elizabet-"
"it's ellie." she darts back
"you're pretty fertile too😰, I suppose either one of you could carry the baby" he says back.
"great, thank you." ellie says, satisfied.
"oh ellie, i'm so excited to start a family with you❤️❤️❤️" jules beams.
"me too jules."
"i love you ellie."
"i love you too."
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cougar town with real cougars
Adventurebasically jules and ellie are together and there's a cougar outbreak in gulf haven
