George Washington was simply drinking his afternoon tea, after yet another successful battle against the British.
Then, George Washington receives a letter from the British.
''Ayo Mista G. We know you want your freedom from the British. Yeah? Huh? Excuse me, I gotta go again... hold up.... Anyway, if you wanna gain (gain means to obtain something) your freedom you gotta go to drastic measures. King George- you know,The guy who spits a lot in hit broadway musical Alexander Hamilton by Lin-Manuel Miranda- yeah, that guy said that if you want to gain (gain means to obtain something) your independence, that you'll have to join him in an epic rap battle. If you wanna do it, you'll have to meet him the second Sungay from this one, at 11:42 am''
-Love, the British
George Washington screams when he sees the note. Then he passes out from pure shock and dislocates both of his collarbones and shoulder.
When George Washington wakes up, he finds himself in a place of pure stress ''N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-oooo.'' he stutters swiftly and cutely.
''How can I possibly defeat the British- and save America- by beating King G in a rap battle? Why, I barely even know what good dental hygiene is.''
George Washington trembles and then collapses in a fit of despair, his wooden floor becoming wet and slick with crystalline tears. There's nothing I can do. Or so he thinks?!$
Suddenly, a face appears in his mind, gorgeous and angelic, reminding him of someone he used to know. Someone he'd never thought he'd ever see again.
''You can do this George Washington, you know I believe in you....'' Imaginary Freddy Fazbear ™ softly whispers.
Spurred on by the memory of his late (late means dead) friend, George Washington instantly knows what to do.
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Big Trouble in Lil GW
RomanceA whimsical adventure that takes us through the defeat of Great Britain in the Revolutionary War. There will be lots of trouble but he'll make lots of friends along the way. Coming to you in theaters July 2007
