who made this groupchat? || skz [hindi translated]

pregnant Felix

(admin: there is an a/n in this chapter but me bahut jyada alsi hu isley no translation uwu, anyways author made a sequel to my favorite skz gc??? am i dreaming??? not writing in caps to not ruin the aesthetic hshshs anyways ongwahtsheiwiriwprkwh)

Felix
Oh my god mere paas ek bahut bari samasya hai

Minho
Hmm mujhe sochne de,
Teri unicorn mar gayi?

Felix
Nahi wth
Me sadme me pahuch jaunga agar kuch aisa hua to

Chan
Accha, to teri problem kya hai?

Felix
Mujhe lagta hai ke me pregnant hu

Changbin
WHAT
THE
FUCK

Seungmin
Me chala
Adios

Me
Felix ye aise nahi hota hai-

Jisung
HAYE BHAGWAN MERA BETA BAAP BAN NE WALA HAI!!

Hyunjin
Me tere liye bahut khush hu yawr 💓

Jeongin
Ye nashe me hai ye mene nashe kiye the

Me
Please khe do ki tum log majak kar rahe ho

Felix
Are me serious hu!

Changbin
Mein ye baat almost ham sabke behalf me puchh raha hu. ..
KAISE

Felix
Me gali se ja raha tha
Aur mene ek hot ladki ko jaate hue dekha
Matlab ki wo sahi me kaafi hot thi
Phir me ghar aake so gaya
Aur jab me utha, my tummy was slightly bloated

Jeongin
... aisa kuch hota hai bhi?

Minho
NAHI WTF
ARE YOU OM CRACC?

Jisung
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He cracc

Me
Guys...
Mujhse aur nahi hoga

Felix
Pregnant to me hu, tujhse kya nahi hoga

Jisung
Badhai ho Felix!!!
Bhai log...?
Tum log badhai kyu nahi de rahe ho?

Minho
Kis baat ki badhai?
Duniya ka sabse ajeeb prani hone ki?

Hyunjin
Guys it's teen pregnancy, tum log support nahi karoge?
Mujhe tum logo se ye ummid nahi thi :(

Changbin
Felix ki problem is smtg like Jisung would say

Jisung
Darasal, mera miscarriage hogaya tha last year
Mein kuch bhi karke felix ke bacche no is dharti par lekar aaunga

Jeongin
Mera join karne na man hai par me sanki nahi hu so....?

Felix
Hyunjin, Jisung, kya tum dono mere hone wale bacche ke godfather banoge?

Jisung
OH MY GODD HAAAAAN

Hyunjin
SHUKRIYA 🥺

Changbin
Kya banchodi hai ye kya paap kiya tha tum logo ne

Jisung
Stfu you m-preg phobic

Jeongin
M-preg phobic im dyin

Hyunjin
Accha aur Felix
Bacche ka naam karan ho gaya?

Felix
Nahi abhi nahi....

Hyunjin
Apne pehle bacche ka naam Hyunjin rakhna!

Felix
HAI BHAGWAN KYA IDEA HAI!!!

Jeongin
Plz khe do ki ye mazak hai....

Seungmin
Accha to Felix, jaara batana
Tumhare periods miss huye kya?

Felix
Ye kis khet ki muli hai ab?

Jeongin
Ha ab ye kya hota hai?

Me
...
Alexa play Ghosting by TXT
(txt best group)

Minho
It's blood bath from the vajayjai for those whO HAVE A VAJAYJAY
FELIX TUJH PE NAHI HAI

Seungmin
Jab koi mahila pregnent hoti hai, they miss a period
And apparently tujhe kabhi periods hue hi nahi
Samajh aaya mein kya khe raha hu?

Felix
So you are saying ki mein paida hi pregnant hua tha???

Me
Mujhe nahi pata tha ki tu ITNA bura hoga science me

Minho
AUR COMMON SENSE

Jisung
To tum log khena chahete ho ki lix preggers nahi hai? :((

Hyunjin
Aur chhota hyunjin kabhi nahi aayega? :((

Felix
Oh nahi :((
Phir mera pet kyu fula hua hai?

Changbin
Gym ja bhai

Felix
Me ja raha hu rone brb

Seungmin
Ummid hai ki thori biology parhle ye moti budhi

Me
Yeah ek din ye keh raha tha ki stomach puts out all the waste

Felix
It doesn't?

Seungmin
BHAGWAAN KI DAYA SE!!

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(Admin: bhai mein marne wali hu soon t-t. 10th class go to hell frfr)