rightaroony being rightaroony

pure randomness

before i start i would like to clarify that i have barely any experience in any of this, and i would very much appreciate someone telling me the issues

Rightaroony, member of the Cool Council, probably chill, and uhmm.. Other stuff!
in this everything is absolutely random, oki?
I have absolutely no fucking idea how it works but I will try this!!

On his walk home with Rosemaría, (also cool council persons)

"HOLY SHIT IS THAT FUCKING NECO-ARC!?!" the Rightaroony exclaims as he dramatically points out an oddly detailed statue on someones house
"..Yeah. That's the fourth one. Have you been paying attention?" Rose had said, giving Mistah Roony a realisation that he had not been paying attention at all.
"UHM- YEAH YEAH DEFINITELY."
".."
"What? That's a freaky Neco-arc statue man! Of course I'm gonna forget a [few] things." Changing his posture, he checks the surroundings, and then begins to walk towards their house again.

"So what about the Peri's?" Rose asks,
"The wha?"
"Those things we were talking about?"
Right freezes, because he had few good excuses, so he decided to make up whatever comes up in his mind.
"Oh yeah! Those! I definitely remember talking about those!"
"We weren't."
(FUCK.) -Rightaroony

After the walk, Rose and Right each went to their own rooms. Having not much to do, he got on Twitter and successfully ratio'd Four from the BFDI series. Not long after, someone had entered the room to ask for something.
"Riight have you seen the nuke-free eggs?"
Epic Sauce, yet another member of the Cool Council.
"..That piece of SHIT." The Roony dashed out of the room, and into the kitchen, immediately looking everywhere to confirm whether or not this certain person had taken the eggs again. When everywhere the eggs usually go had been inspected, he ran over to another room, belonging to Mawa. Yeah yeah, Cool Council member, this and that.

"YOU."
Right had practically ripped off the door.
". . ." Maw tried to disappear, but was grabbed before possible.
"STOP. STEALING. THE EGGS."
"Wua?? That's what you're mad about?"
They seemed to have made a mistake.

"..What did you mean by that? What did you do? Why did you-"
"JOKES!"
"Come on, try harder you know your jokes are always garbage."
"Okay fine, I stole this." Mawa pulls out a giant pencil. "But it's really coool can I keep it?"
"NO. Put it back where you got it."
"Ffiine.."
"..Why was I here again?"
Right asked himself, completely forgetting about the eggs.
(HEHEHE!) -Mawasath

Feeling bored, Right decided to eat some cereal since that usually is boring enough to the point where you don't feel bored. Next he went to Neco-arc's Pizza Parlor to beat up Mario again. After those first two activities, Rightaroony left, and.. Fell.
"Doot do do doo, walking peacefulAIFHJFU"
Rightaroony falls down the hole. For a while.
".." He checks his non-existent watch. "Pretty dark down he-" [Splat] ..It takes a little, but Right gets up eventually, only to find a pathway with a single flower. "Hooly shit. What kind of Undertale bullshit is this??" Inspecting the surroundings, he approaches the flower to ensure it's not sentient. "Hmmm.."
After confirming it's not some talking flower, he leaves for the exit of the room.
"Oh that's neat, a pathway that conveniently leads to the exit and couldn't possibly be a trap!"

It was a trap.

Awakening from the nice nap, which was pretty random, Rightaroony finds himself in a cage surrounded by Grass.
"Huh. What a wacky situation I've found myself in."
In a moment, he leaves the cage because the bars were far apart enough for him to slip through.

In the area, there are a bunch of rocks stacked on top of each other, somehow not falling
"..Woah."
Looking around for like three seconds, he pokes the stack and causes it to fall.
He exits the strange place, and finds some kind of egg. It seems to be an Easter Egg, with a face and nose. A sign on the floor says "Empty Bempty". Weird.
Along the path there are phrases on a wall, seeming to depict some kind of deity. "Wow. Pretty freaky in here."
Another long while, and he finds an exit.
(That was pointless.) -Rightaroony