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First Conflict

hi this is a second part

Despite the fact that there is basically no story, Right located Popbob, and went to PENISLAND with him.
"Do you ever wonder if they actually thought this name would work?" Right asked, hoping to break the silence.
"Nah. I think they just put it like that for people to doubt it actually existed, and come to meme about being to ‘penis land’"
Popbob seemed to effortlessly participate in a conversation whilst driving.
"Why are we even going anyways?" Right questioned, not really expecting a big answer.
"Just to seal up another one of those tears."
"Another one of a WHAT."

When they get there, it is a perfectly normal place for selling pens, minus the fact that people are fleeing, panicking, and screaming. They're running from.. Huh. Just some guy.
"NOT JUST ANY GUY, PROBABLY NON-GENDERED NARRATOR!"
"Huh? Who's he talking to?" Right asks Popbob. "Eh? Probably just a weirdo causing chaos, like that Captain Underpants incident."
"Wooah are you kidding me??"
"Nope, some dude dressed up as him and tried to fight a dog."
"Why does all the interesting stuff happen when I'm not around!??"
The stranger shouts at the two. "HEY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE FOCUS RIGHT NOW! NOT YOUR DUMB STORY!"
Rightaroony has a moment to himself to think.. "Hmm.. yeah, besides that story, any idea who the weirdo is?"
"I'M NOT-"
Popbob, already focused on fixing the issue, "Mmm.. Nah. Let's just go fix that thing already."
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME!! YOU'RE RUINING THE STORY! UUUGHH"
Even though the stranger is practically begging like a baby to be beaten, "HEY!" they seem to be pretty harmless. "OH, I'LL SHOW YOU HARMLESS YOU LITTLE-" The pathetic stranger starts throwing punches at the air. Ha ha.
Right and Popbob had already begun walking away.
"!! HEY! COME ONN! FIGHT ME!" The two continue to walk off, until the stranger throws an oddly large rock at Right's head. "eh-"
"HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?" ..In response, right just casually walked up to him and knocked him out with a single punch.
"WH- THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!! THE NARRATOR LIES!!"
"?? Are you okay??"
Yeah, fine. Right is still walking over. "MUCH BETTER." Right calls out to Popbob, "Hey, I'm gonna deal with this guy really quick, can ya do this without me?" Popbob of course, responds. "Yeah. I don't really have any issue doing things solo anyways." And with that, Popbob exits the scene.
"NARRATOR YOU KINDA SUCK AT THIS WHOLE NARRATING THING." The stranger dies of ligma. "WH- WHAT EVEN IS LIGMA!??" Ligma balls. "..I HATE YOU."

"Huh. This guy is arguing with some voice in his head or something.", Right thought to himself, unaware of the fact that this guy was literally the problem. "YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!!" No. This is about the story. You are the antagonist right now. "OH. RIGHT."
"PREPARE TO BE UH- HMM.. WHAT'S A COOL PHRASE I CAN SAY BEFORE I BEAT THIS GUY INTO THE GROUND..." How about you just do it instead? ".. MEH, GOOD ENOUGH."

Battle, start!

"Heh, been a while since I last used this!" Right brings out his crimson blade, and taps the floor with it about seven times, in a circle. Up from the floor comes seven red beams, surrounding him. "WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!??"
".. it's a fight. I'm gonna use this, to kill you. Got it?"
"WHAT"
"Have you never done this before??"
"..YES."
"Then draw your weapon."
"WEIRD REQUEST, BUT OK." The dumbass starts drawing a cool shovel on a sticky note. "..NOT. LITERALLY." Right seems to be tired of their shenanigans. "Okay, okay. Are you gonna fight or not?" And of course, "YEAH OBVIOUSLY." The stranger lies again. "Why not tell me your name first since you seem to be truly a dummy?" Though offended, the stranger complies. "NO." Oor not. "?? Why not??" "MY NAME IS NO." Oh. That's a dumb name, but so is this story. "SHUT UP." Loser. "I didn't even say anything??" "NOT YOU" Right just looks at No with concern. Literally two seconds after, No pulls out a shovel that was drawn, and begins the attack.

Battle start! (For real this time.)

No makes a quick attempt at hitting Right on the top of his head, but it is quickly countered due to how stupid No is. "STOP BELITTLING ME YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NARRATING FUCKFACE" No. "Dude, who are you even talking to??" "THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS." In the middle of No's countering, No attempted to kick Right's face, but he was guarded with what seemed to be a red barrier of multiple beams. "WHAT?? NO FAIR!!" Even if it looked like it was specifically defense, No's foot disintegrated. "CHEATER!" ..It quickly regenerates. "It's a fight. I'll do what I need to if it means I win." "NYAN NYAN CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN-EATER" "..." No was too busy complaining to realise the red circle forming below them. "THE FUCKING WHAT." No looked too late. The beam had already been activated, destroying most of No. Truly a weak and pathetic enemy. "Gosh, what a weirdo." Right had finally noticed the amount of actually cool pens on the island. "Neat." And then walked off to help Popbob with making sure the world doesn't implode.
"CHEATER. CHEATER! CHEATER!!" The still pathetic specimen complains and complains, but unfortunately it does not change the outcome. "YOU'RE PATHETIC." Says you.

After searching for what felt like half an hour, (7 minutes) he had found Popbob, now accompanied by Epic Sauce. They had managed to locate a few more of these tears, and had been discussing a plan when Right showed up. "Okay, so since Maw is already in the Library somewhere, we just need to contact them before it spirals into chaos. And for the others, we'll get the others. At least two of us at each, got it?" "Got that." "Good. Oh, hey Right. We've found a few more of these somewhere around, and I assume you heard most of the plan, did you?" Probably prepared to go over the entire thing again, Popbob had two pieces of paper. "Yeh, part of it. So, I'll go and fix one with Mawa?" Right inquired, making sure any potential misunderstandings would be avoided. "Exactly. Call them in advance to get them ready." Popbob, still figuring out something, managed to create the thread required to shut these random tears. "Woah!" Epic Sauce was surprised, since this is the first time he'd seen Popbob make it right as they were gonna seal one. "How thin is that? It doesn't look very sturdy.." Popbob looks over at Epic Sauce, about to quickly explain how it works. "We-" "Magic string strong." ..Until being rudely interrupted by Right. "Never again." "Okay! Jeez. Well then, I'll be leaving now. Need anything?" Epic Sauce asked for "Hmm.. Maybe ask them to stop taking the nuke-free eggs?", which of course Right could not promise it could be done, so "No guarantees."