"My Coffee Bean" Creek Oneshots

Twerk, Criag, Strip and those gois

A drabble just to update this book while I finish the 9 oneshots in my drafts

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A comic made by mistacll on tiktok
Additional dialogue is by me

"Just hold on still, it'll be done in a few"

"Is it out yet? I'm getting sick of this man!" The blonde wiggled around the bed, uncomfy of the position he was in. He held onto Craig's hand.

"You should've thought of that before getting pregnant-"

"I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE PREGNANT ONE!!" Tweek exclaims, yet Clyde ignores him of course.

They were at Tolkien's house for a sleepover. Clyde had suggested to play "hospital" and did rock paper scissors with the gang. Tweek lost and after quite awhile of a tantrum, they got him to be the mother.

"It's coming!! Jimmy scalpel!" Jimmy waddles to Clyde and hands him a spoon. It was quiet for a moment, the boy looking down at Tweeks bottom pretending to do something. Until

"AGH"

Tolkien smacks the poor boy in the stomach. Tweek's grip on Craig tightens and he winces

"What the hell dude?" Craig says

"We have to replicate the pain of childbirth!"

"But like...in the stomach?"

"YES"

"Boy if this was a real scenario, p-poor kid would really come out c-c-crippled" Jimmy laughs. They all look at him, his legs, wide eyed. Before bursting out in laughter.

They went back to playing. "One more push!"

Another hit to the stomach, another whimper from Tweek, another wince from Craig. Physically and mentally.

"It's out!" Clyde calls out, smiling down. Jimmy and Tolkien crowd around him, Craig staying by a beat up Tweek. A series of "awws!" erupted. "IT'S A GIRL"

The boys turned to the young couple, as if they were real parents, eyes shining. Clyde unfolds his hands to see a happily squeaking Stripe calmly in his hands. Craig thinks how it's funny he hasn't tried to escape. The owner reaches out Clyde, as if a father wanting to hold his own son. But he turns away.

"Hold on Mr Tucker but we have to take off their shirt for skin to skin contact!"

"AHWHAT"

"Fuck off dude" He grabs Stripe from his hands quickly but gently as to not alarm the guinea pig. Setting it down on Tweek's chest as both parents loomed over him..or her. Stripe behaved, looking at the battered up Tweek.

The three doctors exchanged smiles, very super proud at their finishing their "job".

"I'm so proud.." Jimmy sighs. Tolkien agrees

"The wonders of childbirth ain't it"

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"Honey!"

"Yeah?" The blonde pokes his head at the entrance of their room at the mention of the pet name. Happily married and in their early 40s, they lived in the city living out their peaceful, chaos free lives. Being the happy parents of Stripe #10.

Speaking of the guinea pig

"Where's stripe babe?"

"Wasn't he with you?" The noirette shakes his head. "If he was then his cage wouldn't be open right now"