hi I'm beau I'm British and i go to soutj pakr so yeah🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘
i get bullied daily by this one fat bitc Cartman who can't wipe the shit out of his mouth but can apparently hate on me with that stinky mouth of his, what an absolute wanker
ok so yes i have like only 1 freidn it's name is mack it is so beautiful and pretty no homo tho plus it has a gf so i have no chance but not like i want a chance bc no homo
another day I'm listening to Lana del Rey - eating pearls with diet coke in an abandoned van with my 67677 year old boyfriend from the album shoving nukes up my aesthetic coochie
suddenly Cartman comes in and sees me he starts laughing and farts a bit his friend Kyle immediately grosses out and beats him up shouting stop farting every second you bitch
i find this as an opportunity to hide from Cartman and as i start running i crash into someone it's Mack
-hey dude
-well hello kind sir jolly good day innit
-whT te fujc
-sorry
then as we're talking we eventually start walking but the hallway is crowded mack holds my hand and tells me to hold on I feel my cheek go red but he's acting like this is normal
i hate how he has a gf☹️☹️☹️☹️ i actually love to be delusional and think i have a chance
as i start daydreaming about me and mack getting married having 99999children and completing the 625 levels of the random Roblox obby we started yesterday i notice he stopped walking so i did too
-wtf why did u stop
-sara is here
damndamndamndamnnnnDAAAMMMMNNNN
-hiii Sara hru
-imngood whatabaout tou beau
-im geaurch
Sara looks quite serious today, so does Mack i wonder what's wrong with them
mack starts walking again mumbling a hello quickly and Sara walks away
-whT the hell was tjat
-me and Sara broke up yesterday dude
WATAFAK
OMG
OMG
OMGOGMGOG.OMG
OGMGMGOGM
OMG
YES
YES
YES.YES
THANK GOD
QUEEN ELIZABETH DIED FOR TJIS??? THANK GODDDDD
YESSSSSSSSSYESYYESYEYSYEYSYESYEYSUEYSUEHSUEHSJENAJA AJABAJANAKZNSBZJENAKWBDBWJAIWNWKSHRBSJW
-oh dude that's horrible, did you two fight? (HOPE YOU FOUGHT OVER ME LMAOO)
-..yeah it's a stupid reason though
-im sure it's not if you had to end a relationship over it (TELL ME BITC)
-well ..
mack hesitates, but I'm too curious to let it go. i turn to him to ask him to tell me the reason but he's already looking at me, clearly flushed
that took me by surprise, i couldn't say anything. mack avoided my eyes and sighed before talking
-well.. me and Sara haven't been talking much lately, you know that.
i nod, how can i not know when I've been cheering for that every night?
-yeah, and yesterday she told me to go to the park near her house. i did so, wondering what would happen.
the story is getting interesting, i think to myself. wonder when I'll get included y'all 😘😘😘😘
-when we met up, i asked her how she is ect but she didn't even make small talk. she straight up asked me if i liked women.
BAHAHAHAHA WKAJAIAHWBSUA ABAHAHUAHAHAHA do u tho?
-i was surprised, i mean, I'm dating her right?? doesn't that mean i love women??
i hope not lmao
-then she told me to be serious about me and asked me if i even liked her. like, what??
LMAOOO she's so real. do u like her. u don't nope u like me right right right
-and i said of course i do but she didn't believe it.
neither do iiii LMAOOO
-then she started talking about how you have a crush on me and how i have a crush on you but we both are so used to calling each other friends and how scared we are to think about our feelings and stuff, it was so stupid.
IT'S LITERALLY NOT SHE'S RIGHT
-dude, that's so weird
-i KNOW RIGHT?? like, you don't have a crush on me??
i do
-neither do you??
-oh lol nope she was right abt that part at least
WHAT???
WHATSHWYWHAHA
WJAT
WHAT
DID I H3AR THAT RIGHT??
WHAT THE FUCK??
