Introduction:
Haii im samauri and im in highschool, the highschool name is wish a n!gga would. Im 16 years old with a GPA of 3.6 read to find out what happens to me when i meet him.. :)
Chapter 1: The Beggining
*Buzz*Buzz*Buzz*
I immediately Wake up, I look at the time and it is 2:36 AM.
Me: I quickly got mad WHO THE F^CK IS CALLING ME AT 2:36AM tf aint nobody got for that!
* I quickly deny the call....
2 seconds later it rung again
Me: Ughh omgosh I look at my iphone (it was my ex boyfriend that i just broke up with his name is
Eric.)
Me: Hello, I said with no expression at all.
Eric: Who is this?!?!?!?
Me: ERIC WHO THE F^CK DO YOU THINK THIS IS N!GGA! TF you called my phone SMDH
Eric: Well I thought it was a man that answered. Cuz that voice you made when you said Hello was deep as F^ck
Me: No it
wasnt!
Eric: Where my child Aiden at!?!?!
Me: TF where my food stamps AND WE AINT GOT NO DAM KIDS! IT IS 2:40AM
I will talk to you later!
*I quickly ended the call and went back to sleep*
(6:36AM RING RING)
My alarm rung...
I immediately jump up, half sleep that causes me to fall on my mindless behavior rug.
Me: Awwwe!! Look at my baby Princeton<33
I get up to get ready for school*
Even though my bed is begging me to stay.
I turn on the lights then walked to the bathroom. I then see my hair looking RACHET! Omgosh! look like I got in a fight with my hair and I lost! oh gosh!
I quickly hopped in the shower
*singing in the shower*
Can i get a refill
Can i get a reeeeeee eeee eee re eee fill!
After 20 mins I was smelling good! i got out of the shower and quickly turned on the flat iron
*After 30 mins my hair was looking Sexy!
(talking to myself) Me: Ooo Chica! you looking sexy! Aint no n!gga could touch this five star hair!
I started Twerking to see if i still had it. And i did tehehe
I started brushing my teeth and washing my face I then turned off the bathroom light and walk in to my room. I get ready quickly.
I then walk to my phone and see that I have 10 miss calls from Eric
Me: Ughh he just wont leave me alone Smdh
