The day we found out Dazais gay

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It was a day like any other. Dazai was slacking off per usual. And Kunikida was screaming at him per usual. It was a particular boring day and the only thing around to do was paper work. The ADA recently joined an alliance with the port mafia against all odds it didn't go to bad. much to their concern, today there was a meeting between Chuuya Nakahara and the leader of the ADA. Or as many call him 'The gravity user.' Or as Ranpo calls him 'Mr. fancy hat.'

After a few hours of boring paper work, in which dazai didn't do so he annoyed Kunikida the whole time instead . there was finally a knock the the Door. "you can come in you know shorty~" dazai groaned out. Obviously the whole office stopped what they were doing and stared at dazai. Why in the hell was he trying to pick a fight he can't win? Or at least physically can't. This was the strongest ability known in the port mafia. Before Kunikida could get up and yell at dazai the shorter red head barged through the door. The extra guards in the room instantly lifted their guns in Chuuyas direction. "Lower your guns. I'm here for a meeting dumb asses." Chuuya growled. That's when he spotted the taller bandaged up detective. "HUH!? SHITTY DAZAI WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" He screamed. "Chuu chuu I work here and you know that. Also can you please be quiet I'm trying to work." There was obvious teasing in his voice as the words rolled off his tounge. The room was so quiet you could hear a pen drop. What's with the nickname? The members of the agency knew that chuuya and dazai worked together at one point. Supposedly during the Dead Apple Suicide, bet dazai enjoyed that one. "Dumb ass I meant I thought you'd be out on some suicide mission. But you know it's never to late to pick up one of your side hoes and jump off a bridge." Chuuya barked back. "Awww Chuuya~ you wound me~" dazai said in a fake hurt voice. "Good." Chuuya mumbled. "You two know each other?" Yosano said, Almost screaming. "Yeah shitty dazai constantly bugs me none stop." Chuuya spat out. Clearly angered by the taller man's ignorance but still not hurting anyone or throwing any punches. This wasn't an actually heated argument. It some what seemed like a lovers quarrel. All direction in the room was quickly turned away from the brunet and the red heads bickering when Ranpo picked up his glasses and had a shocked look on his face. "What is it Ranpo?" Atsushi asked, with a puzzled look on his face. "Hmm, dazai I didn't know you liked men?" WHAT!? The whole office bursted into screaming. "Oh wow. The suicidal maniac likes dick. That's such a suprise" Chuuya said sarcastically. While rolling his eyes. "WHAT DID HE SAY? DAZAI IS THIS TRUE?" Kunikida blurted out. No one could tell if it was that he didn't like gay people or if he was just utterly shocked. "Hmm yeah. But I'm not the only one." Dazai said as he was tracing his finger up Chuuya thigh. At some point Chuuya sat on dazais desk. This sudden flirtation threw everyone off guard included Chuuya himself. " Stop thinking with your dick for one second shitty dazai. I have a meeting. Go jump off a roof or something" Chuuya groaned. The other detectives didn't know what shocked them more. Dazai being gay, and flirting with Chuuya Nakahara. A Mafia executive. Or the fact the shorter red head wasn't supprised and didn't even get too angry about the random flirt. As if this was a daily occurrence . "Right Ranpo and Atsushi?" Dazai said, clearly trying to start a problem "Is there ANYONE in this room who doesn't like dick?!" Kunikida spat out. Dazai began to say something before Kunikida interrupted him. "-OTHER than me." "I don't" the forgotten purple haired doctor spat out. everyone instantly turned around with their jaws dropped to see Yosano giggling. Eventually it was the end of the day and no one could forget the crazy scene that had happend earlier. Dazais gay? The red head finally returned done with the meeting and on his way out leaned into dazai and whispered something into his ear. Confused, everyone stared at them then dazai gave out a Mischievous smirk. He than saw everyone staring and just HAD to make a scene, he grabbed the shorter man's chin as he tried to walk away and pulled him into a short kiss. When it was one chuuya blurted out, "Fuck you shitty dazai.". "You know you want to" dazai spit out with a gigantic smirk on his face . As the mafia member left the entire office fell into chaos. That was the most interesting day the ADA has had in weeks despite the dead apple.